I mentioned in my previous that Kill Toyol made an excellent deduction on how immoral Eli Wong was based on few blurry photos. The reason I considered him as excellent because he certainly acted like a psycic. Like he knows what’s going on based on few photos. His invaluable skills will become an asset to the comes since there are tonnes of files of unsolved cases packing up like mount everest in the cops office.
But I am not going to talk about this good man in this post. Today I am going to talk about his colleague who is no less excellent than he is. They are so excellent they are currently running for the sole position to become the new Godfather of Mat Rempits or Godfather of united Samseng if I may add.
Some of you might be wondering, what is so bloody excellent about being a samseng? To be honest with ya, there are tonnes of perks if you are samseng. Especially if you are the legalized group as no one including the authorities like the cops and malaysian agency for cars and cows will dare to lay a finger on your pubic hair. With so much immunity, one can’t help but to dream to rule from the top. If you are familiar with raja rimba you will know what I mean.
You can literally fart on any one and get away with it, you can basically do whatever you want because you are literally above the law. They are so damn powerful you cannot even criticized them even if they are blatantly wrong. They will whine and cry as if their grand mother was insulted. They will get very very angry if their grand mother is insulted and you will not like it if they are angry.
King is the singh and Singh is the king debacle was the best example that you shouldn’t mess with them. King my ass, he can’t even save himself. Try calling them celaka or sohai you will have 30 people from the Youth Movement (you would expect teenagers to spearhead this Youth body but don’t be surprised if they are a bunch of 40 something grown up men.) surround you in no time.
If you think you can get away by calling them celaka if you happened to be an OKU, you will be sorely mistaken my friend. They don’t give a shit if you are wheelchair bound. Calling them celaka is tantamount to insulting their race. So whatever you do, do not call them celaka. Well that’s how they interpret the insult lah.
No one deserves to be insulted like that so treat them with respect as they are youth with raging hormones. I must be careful from now on because I always hantam MIMIC and WHYMCA with expletives like baruah. Being accused of anti indian or anti chinese is the last thing I need.
