I really really really hate to admit this but Liverpool was fantastic while MU played like total shiet in the previous match. Therefore Liverpool truly deserve to win this match. MU’s performance was so crappy it is comparable with stephen chow’s legendary dragon ball live action movie.
I hope this defeat will serve as a wake up call against the growing complacency within the team. Somehow it was a blessing in disguise I did not watch it live because I had to attend a wedding dinner on that night (thank the geniuses who revolutionized the technology of torrenting) otherwise I am going to choke myself in anger, LIVE.
When I was fuming mad with the scoreline, there was a girl who sat right beside me on the wedding dinner made me really happy. No, she did not flash her tits at me in case you are wondering. She was beaming with excitement when she received the final score of the Liverpool vs MU match. In case you are wondering again, she did not convert me to become a newborn liverpool believer either. But apparently she received a sms from another friend of hers stating that Liverpool thrashed MU.
Her: Wahhhhh Liverpool thrashed MU! I am sooo sooo sooo happpiieeeeeee.
Me: I am assuming you are a Liverpool fan?
Her: Yes! I am a hardcore liverpool fan! Like damn hardcore! because Torres is playing for them!
Me: Congrats to your team then.
Her: After this trashing, Liverpool is ALREADY on top of the league table!
Me: Oh really? How so?
Her: Aiya, you dunno meh? That other day Liverpool butt raped Real Madrid 4-0 and now they sodomized MU by 4-1.
Me: Yes, but how did they end up on top of the table like what you just said?
Her: So damn simple calculation also dunno meh? You see, that day they got 4 goals from Real, now they got another 4 goals against MU. Previously MU was 7 points ahead and 4+4 equals to 8 points lor so now Liverpool has officially overtook MU lah!
Me: Uhhhh but the Real Madrid game was an European Champions League match wor.
Her: Ha?? European Champions League and English Premier League got difference meh? I thought they were both the same?
Me: Yes they are different.
Her: Cannot be what? English is also European what, so I also assume they are the same league lah!
Me: Did you just said you are a hardcore liverpool fan?
She reminded me of a college mate who claims to be a hardcore MU fan but all she talked about back then was Beckham. With fans like these, who need fannemies, right?
