It is good to have connections. When I mention Connection I am not talking about Internet connectivity or French Connection United Kingdom (or better known as FCUK). So please don’t FCUK that just yet. I am talking about having the right connections with the right people. You see, having the right connection get things done, if you want things to be done in unholy haste.
What took us 3 months to get a simple review done might take a week or less, IF you have the right connections. If you don’t, your application for certain something something is going to be placed under KIV or masih didalam rujukan. Well that’s how things work in this country anyway. It is all about connections. If you do not have connections, be prepared to be ignored.
But if you DO have connections, you call the shots. You can even summon SWAT members when some one accuses you of being a fag. See? Things like these are normally trivial here but when you have the right connections, you can crush a mosquito with a sledgehammer, just in case you do not like the sight of it. Victims of robberies, rape, homicide, please do not despair.
If you feel your cases are being overlooked, always remember that their resources are limited because it is being channeled to fight bloggers, the number 1 threat to the country. Be patient, nothing is more important than national issues apart from tissues.
