I think I have too much time in hand. I found this japanese real name generator from Slumber Raja’s blog and I was pretty skeptical if it really translates our name properly into the language of the land of the rising AV stars so I decided to play around with it.
The generator is very smart. At least it ask your gender before you can proceed. Since I chose dansei - guy, I put dickhead because only guys have dickhead.
and the result is……
Nakashima Kenta!
And of course the generator will never be complete without a female representation. So I chose cibai because only women has real cibai. Artificial cibais from fake women are not counted.
and the result is……. Saruwatari Michiko!!
If you are new parents who are going to name your children in japanese, avoid naming them Nakashima Kenta or Saruwatari Michiko ok? You do not want to associate your child with monkey on a crossing bridge who is healthy and plump or having to name them after genitalia.
