A by election is going to boost the economy of penanti.
- It is going to boost the economy because a by election is term as such when you are trying to buy an election. When you want to buy an election, you need to pump your load into the district.
- Penanti will be placed on the world map because of by election and some people might draw the conclusion that Malaysia is part of Penanti.
- You will see roads with potholes miraculously repaired on time (where no one gives a damn previously or when some one died because of it).
- Chinese and tamil schools will receive incentives to upgrade their facilities but need to vote for the ruling coalition as a return lest you will be labeled as an ungrateful bunch. Just remember not to use the venacular media otherwise you will be accused of misquoting his message because the minister thinks he is the best education minister that Malaysia has ever produce so his BM must be greater than all of you combined.
- Then more people are going to pay attention to Penanti because the government mouthpiece has sounded their war drum by asking their drones to rise against the non cyborgtic subjects.
- If venacular papers did exactly the same thing above, you can be very sure their asses will get protected by ISA in no time. Things like these creates controversy and controversy means more moolah and the by election candidates can milk more moolah from this hoo haa.
- You will also see a surge of homo orgies during the nomination day because these supporters from the other ‘other’ side seem to enjoy doggy styling with another person of the same sex.
- We can promote to the world that Malaysia is not only only famous for its diverse cultures and food, Malaysia is also famous for being the land with infinite election buying. Perhaps we can prosper in Political Tourism where tourists can pay to watch election in real life considering we are not doing too well in our Truly Asia due to the economic recession lately.
