I like cats so I call myself Pussy

Man, what are they showing on TV nowadays? There’s one chinese variety show that sent me laughing like a mad cow. When the show participant was asked for his name, he says his name is Doggy. Obviously, the TV host was stunned a little hence he asked that guy why he named himself Doggy. Doggy answered “I named myself Doggy because I love Doggy”. Heh, I was expecting him to say he named himself Doggy because he loves Doggy style on bed. Of course I was rather disappointed that he chose a generic answer. What if he like cats? Would he named himself Pussy? I am still waiting for the first person to named himself Pussy. But I do know one thing. I hate cats but I definitely love pussies although I don’t have one myself.