I’ll tell you why I hate holier than thou people like I love William Hung.
Him:- Yay Adam Lambert lost! Kris won! Oh my Kris……..
Me:- Suka eh you?
Him:- Ya, I damn suka okay. That gay boy lost! Woo hoo
Me:- So you like to see him losing because he’s gay?
Him:- Yeah, I tell you lah, I am not too comfortable with him being gay and such.
Me:- What does his sexual orientation gotta do with a singing competition?
Him:- Aiya, he will brainwash your mind with his gayness. He will spread his gay message through his songs and eventually it will make your mind go cuckoo.
Me:- Look, I am not fond of his sexual lifestyle either but it is none of my business and I don’t care. It is not like he is shoving his sexuality into my throat and turns me into a queer instantly nor he gloats about sleeping with hundreds of handsome men overnight?
*Him getting agitated*
Him:- You are lying. You are defending him hence you are closet gay yourself. If you are not fond of him then why are you defending him?
Me:- You are such a dumb ass lah. Just because I do not like their lifestyle doesn’t mean I have to chastise them. I am there to enjoy his singing, not to probe his anus.
Him:- You are not convincing me. You are a closet gay.
Me:- See how fast you are judging me?
Him:- Ha!
Me:- LOL, arguing with you is a lost cause. Maybe some one should shove his ass into your face just like what Bruno did to Eminem.
Him:- You are another dumb ass. That incident was staged. Even a blind man can see through that scene.
Me:- I know it was staged. But we are not debating whether it is fake or not. Let’s talk about the message it was trying to convey.
Him:- Kris Allen is the American Idol and that’s a fact. The image of him strumming the guitar is just too cool for me to ignore.
Me:- Well I never disputed the fact that he is the ‘idol’, but I think Adam is going to be a bigger star than Kris.
Him:- NO NO NO NO I will never accept it!
Me:- …………………………………………..
The moral of the story? It is futile to argue with a closet moron.
