I agree with DPM that we should do more to attract tourists.
KUALA LUMPUR: Malaysia must find new and innovative ways, even unconventional ones, to make the country more attractive for foreign visitors, said Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak yesterday.
We should promote an extra curicular activity for children to allow them to experience incarceration at a young age in Malaysia. As they say, it is much better to nurture them while they are young. It is just like teaching children sex education. We know we have a problem in Malaysia because our schools only teaches our kids sexual education when they turn 15. It is really sad that most of them got their sex education from porn. But I digress. This program is very suitable for spoilt brats who had it easy ever since they are brought into this world from their mother’s womb and it is highly recommended for parents when they are out of ideas in disciplining their kids.
We should erect more billboards of our oh-so-handsome politicians along the highway. This move will be the catalyst to rewrite what future celebrities should look like. It is crucial to prove to people that we do not have to look like Shah Rukh Khan, Kritik Roshan, Faggot 4 members and insert-any-booty-shaking-stars-here to be a celebrity. In malaysia, fat bald headed men can also be a part of this televised beauty king cycle. Promoting fat celebrities is going to open a can of worms because it is bound to threaten the already rotten skinny modeling industry. Prepare a lawsuit insurance, just in case. It acts like a political condom.
Our pornstar minister can give inspiration ceramahs to any politcians in the world who wish to try once how it feels like to get caught red handed in a sex scandal. Bill Clinton’s saga was one the popular sex scandals but there was lacking something in it. Sex tape. Bill Clinton’s blow jobbing excursion could have worth billions if it is supported with doctored or undoctored sex tapes in the expose’. Our nation is the best place for it. Photos and videos of their sex scandals seem to leak every where.
We have leaks on students or politicians, just take your on what you want to be. It is norm for a disgraced minister to quit their important post and ever to be allowed into politics but our porn celebrity defied the odds to be re-elected as the number 2 in his own party. It is truly inspirational and the tourism board should capitalize on this opportunity.
We should also confer more and more datukships to foreign stars. Take Shah Rukh Khan’s confership for example. I bet he didn’t even know what a datuk is before this and now I think he would be interested in finding out the reason of bestowing the grandpa title to young people before him. It will give him the perception that being old is gold in Malaysia.
But do not stop at giving datuks to Shah Rukh. We can give datukship to Fidel Castro and Jajabinx. We can also offer datukship to people who was rejected for applying knighthood in UK. Although it does not have a western flavour, it can be exotic to have an Asian title. Furthermore Asian’s population outweights the mat salleh population anytime and penetrating into the Asian market is going to make more sense in skyrocketing your popularity.
