A lot of people talks about what they want to have for their wedding day/dinner but I’ll do something a little different. I’ll talk about what I DO NOT want to have for my wedding. Easier that way and it’s straight to the point. If I start talking what I’d like for my wedding day, I will end up writing a dictionary.
Karaoke.
Mother of all destructions. It can potentially spoil your wedding day if you are not careful. The ratio of tone deaf singers obviously outnumbered the good ones and I don’t want them to end up breaking up my wine glass with their shrieking voices. Worst still, Karaoke attract drunkards like honey attract bees. Seeing few drunkards making an ass out of themselves and puking in the process on the stage is the last thing I need for my wedding and lI don’t think the Hotel Insurance cover that kind of accident. You see, once a drunkard get a hold of the mic, they’ll think they are the reincarnation of Michael Jackson although some non drunk people also have same tendency. After attended so many wedding dinners that includes karaoke for our oral appetizer, it’s better to omit this piece of junk from my wedding program.
Bride Ransom program
I have to say this program is the most annoying one to have for weddings. People say we must be sporting bla bla bla on this very day but if you see the number of torturous games the girls have in mind, you might have 2nd thoughts. Sometimes it makes you wonder, are you commemorating your wedding day or participating in Fear Factor? . Bear in mind you might have to drink their special ‘cocktail’ if you ever want to pass their Hell Gate. Not good if the girls are single though, the guys will think they are a bunch of sadists. And besides, RM 9,999 is not Ang Pow, it’s called extortion.
Unknown guests
If possible, I’d like to trim down my guest list that includes my close relatives and my friends only. However, I do not think that’s possible either because the number of close relatives I have is quite large. You know your family is damn large when you do not call your grand uncles by names, but numbers. Yeap, not joking. I call my uncles, Uncle 1, Uncle 2, Uncle 3, Uncle 4, Uncle 5, Uncle 6, Uncle 7 and so on. But that’s fine by me because I know them. So it does not make sense if I invite people I hardly knew to my wedding dinner and besides, I don’t think they give a damn about turning up either. Furthermore it will be awkward if my wife and me will end up asking
Me:- Your friend ah?
Wife:- Nope. Yours ah?
Me:- Nope. I thought it was your friend.
Wife:- And I thought he/she was your friend too.
Bloody VVVVVVVIPS
Well I am not sure why they are called VVIPs because the VVIPs on my wedding will probably be my wife and me but some of these guests surely act like they are descended from The Kingdom of Non punctuality. Punctuality has never been their forte and it will never be. I remember one of my friends wedding had to be delayed because of the impeccable timing of these people. It’s one thing to be late but when they expect red carpet treatment upon their arrival then I guess it’s time for me to ask them to take a hike.
