The conversation was in Mandarin
Me:- Hey whassup. Why are you so gloomy today?
Friend:- My uncle has a disease.
Me:- What kind disease does he has?
Friend:- He has Pakistani.
Me:- Oh He has a Pakistani relative?
Friend:- No No No, He is not related to Pakistani! He has Pakistani!
Me:- Huh? If he are not related to Pakistani, how come he has Pakistani?
Friend:- He is not related to Pakistani! He has Pakistani disease!
Me:- Damn, he is one racist dude. Since when Pakistani became a disease??
Friend:- Since he was contracted with the disease!
Me:- Dude, whatever his beef with Pakistanis, It’s not fair to call them a disease. How different is he from the Nazis?
Friend:- No lah! He is not racist! He has Pakistani disease! Neh, the hand shaking disease! Michael J Fox and Muhammad Ali got it too.
Me:- Aiyo! You meant Parkinson disease! Good Lord! For once I thought he is turning into another Adolf Hitler.
Friend:- Hahahaha sorry, miss Q lah.
PS:- And please do not ask me how he mistaken Parkinson as Pakistani
