Every one has been talking about the datukship of Shah Rukh Khan (that includes me) but our government somehow overlooked another superstar that deserves the title even more. He’s Rajinikanth.
Self explanatory
Why do I feel Rajinikanth deserves the datukship title even more than SRK? These are some of the reasons. He is obviously extremely influencial. When Keanu Reeves is still shitting in his diapers, he is already dodging 100,000,000 bullets that are rained against him plus he does not need any hanky panky 3D camera tricks to dodge them all.
Neo taught us a thing or two on how to use the M16 rifle upside down with one hand while performing somersault
He just dodge it, with out a problem or breaking any sweat.Sweet and simple, like what Bruce Lee used to say, absord what is useful, reject what is useless and Rajinikanth did just that. If you enjoy showing off all those useless tricks, you might even get killed before you know it.
Who need guns and somersault like a retard when we have guitars to kill the sweet young thang?
Rajikinanth is immortal and he puts Rambo to shame, in fact he puts every Hollywood heroes to shame, including Hiro. Have you ever seen any superstar that manage to dodge so many bullets without getting hit? Even the invincible Rambo gets hit by a bullet once in a while but then it shows that he isn’t invincible after all but Rajinikanth defies the law of physics with his dodging skills.
While Rambo is still showing signs of aging despite his heavy makeup, Rajinikanth on the other hand only needs to cover his balding head with a wig. The rest of his outlook is still the same as he started his showbiz career 30 years ago.
Another satisfied customer from Yunnam Haircare and SK II
Ok I lied, he still needs makeup and the makeup artists did a really great job at covering his wrinkles or any sign of aging by making him 30 years younger. Another plus point for Rajinikanth is he doesn’t need to charm his way to success with his good looks. I mean, how to charm with good looks when he does not have any?
But he did not let his lack of looks become a hindrance towards his quest to achieve superstardom in India. He mesmerized the crowd with his charisma and also with his mustache. He does not need to be a pretty boy like Salman Khan just to win over all the chicks either.
Doing R Kelly’s I Believe I Can Fly cover
Plus he is not violent against women like pussy salmon errr I mean Salmon. It was Salman’s big loss that Aishwarya becomes Mrs Bachan but Rajinikanth is a badass only to bad guys. Can you imagine he did it all without depending on his looks but charisma?
Apparently he has a thing against corruption. Our country is plagued with corruption and there is no political will to eradicate this mental cancer in the minds of our ministers. Rajinikanth is known as a destroyer of every corrupt police and government servants. He does not give a shit if you are a datuk or a datuk of a minister or minister or a spinster, he is still going to destroy you as long you are bloody corrupt.
Leading his fight against corruption by sleep standing…
Since Pak Lah has announced the reforms he wishes to carry out, he can probably seek help from Rajinikanth to replace the useless MACC to do the job and I can bet with the last piece of my pubic hair he’s able to carry out his ops nyah korupsi all by himself.
Old MACC…
Face lifted MACC…
With so many traits that Rajinikanth posseses, don’t you think he deserves a datukship too? If you think he deserves to become a datuk, please vote for him here. But to be honest, I do not think he needs to become a datuk because he definitely looked like one without his makeup anyway.
Dr M on his apanama prophecy: I tell you how we can gain back Indian support from Pakatan. Sack Samy Bulu and make Rajinikanth the new MIC president.
ps:- i grabbed the pictures from google hor, don’t sue me hor?
