How to menjiwai the 1Malaysia spirit, in the truest sense.
Firstly,
Loudly declares other citizens who do not share the same skin colour with you as 2nd class citizens.
Secondly;
Sound the May 13 war drum. The louder the better.
Thirdly;
Ask the minorities not to provoke your sensitivities by adopting a provocative approach.
Fourthly;
Give a flying kick on their faces.
Slam. Wham. Bang.
Fifthly;
Give the finishing ‘blow’ by getting your men to piss on the portraits of political leaders of different ethnic background.
Lastly,
Point your 1finger (middle finger preferably) up in the sky or up the arse to reiterate undivided support for the sense of togetherness with other citizens of different ethnic background ‘perpetuated’ by the 1Malaysia ideology.
or this…..
There you go, the best ever PR stunt for 1Malaysia and it’s another victory for national unity.
ps:- Congrats, guys, as you have proven a point that 1Malaysia is DEFINITELY way different from Malaysian Malaysia.
pps:- Thanks again, guys. You guys are pro. I couldn’t have written this post without your antics.
ppps:- You guys are so good with theatrics I am thinking of abandoning TVB for good.
pppps:- photos are stolen from http://magickriver.blogspot.com/2009/12/cheap-shots.html
