I don’t know why I am getting all sorts of funny conversations but this one absolutely takes the cake.
Him:- Hey Vince, do you know where can I get a good squirt in Melaka?
Me:- Huh? A good what????
Him:- Good squirt. I like to eat squirt.
Me:- Do you seriously like to eat ……. squirt?
Him:- Yes I do. [...]

