Rais Yatim said Bok House and Pudu Jail are not heritage buildings. What is heritage then? His fossilized semen? If only his semen can be manufactured into fossil fuel, then Malaysia will not become a net importer of the fuel by 2015. Semi Value is so ancient, his toupee is made of T-Rex’s pubic hair. What else can be more ancient than Rais and Semi Bulu? They can even beat Alexander The Great.

