Dear Leader is Gaddafi to the rest of the world but he is a Demi God to us. We should not care what others think about our dear leader.
Dear Leader is righteous. Traitors who fled to South sent leaflets with balloons back to North but Dear Leader will return it with missiles.
Dear Leader’s family succession [...]

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Isn’t it nice to have our own bath tub at home? I always dream of having my own bath tub so that I can do whatever I want while dipping myself into it. The feeling is indescribable. You just wish you have more clawfoot tubs in your own bath room. It is just nice to have [...]

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Most people I know learnt their English by reading Enid Blyton’s books. It would be awesome when some1 says he learn it by reading Playboy.
And some learned English by watching TV. Pray tell, why do you need to dub English language shows again?
It would be funny to watch dubbed Sesame Street. It defeats the purpose [...]

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When I want to give something to my loved ones, I will think immensely of what I wish to give. I was stuck at first because I couldn’t think of what to give. However, I got delighted because I finally figured out of what I give. I set my eyes upon charm bracelets ever since [...]

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Why call it Pendidikan Moral when all it does is to encourage people to be less truthful with their answers?
Worse part is when you can’t answer “berhemah tinggi” instead of “hemah tinggi” because that fucking syllabus said so.
The higher you score in the moral paper, the better liar you are because you won’t do all [...]

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I always find it annoying to split my cans open. It is a tedious and troublesome chore to do. This is why I need to have my very own can opener. It will become handy when the time comes and I don’t have to crack my head open on how to open cans if [...]

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I can’t imagine the ending of Twilight but I think Bella is going to end up with neither of them.
If Bella end up with Edward, Team Jacob is gonna riot, If end up with Bella, Team Edward is going riot. So Bella gotta maintain world order
Imagine the headache FRU gotta endure in order to restraint [...]

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Do not ever save on riding helmets just because you want to buy a cheaper one. If you are buying yourself a riding helmet, buy a good one. Do not ever settle for cheap ones. Cheap ones might cost you your life. If you are looking for good quality riding helmets, you have come to [...]

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#FakeMoviePlot shaolin soccer - a story about shaolin monks who got so sick of kicking each others’ balls n they switched 2 football instead
#FakeMoviePlot I Know What You Did Last Summer - A story about a person with good memory
#FakeMoviePlot The Contract - An epic Malaysian movie that describes about the nature of open and [...]

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I think nurse uniform is cute. I don’t mind seeing my girlfriend wearing one of those. Okay, jokes aside, nurses can get very nice uniform from this website. I think it is good because they get to choose nicer uniforms for their own profession. One would die to have a say of the uniform [...]

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