#parlimenbelia Tan Keng Liang is the ketua pembangkang in Twitterjaya. I have faith in him.

#parlimenbelia subsidies to premier more Miyabi’s “documentaries” on #Bolehland soil.

#parlimenbelia Facebook plot to install a FB user Prime Minister of Twitterjaya as reported by Utusan Twitterjaya.

#parlimenbelia LOL Bill to be passed as LOL Act to protect and maintain the amount of LOLness in #Bolehland

#parlimenbelia United gagal menang semalam kerana Fergie gagal memahami semangat 1Malaysia. Post mortem will be needed ASAP.

Selamat hari guru and also the guru guru who used to whip my Ass.

Last time my friend used to bully the cikgu as a student. Now that he is a cikgu, he kena buli balik from students. Karma. Selamat hari guru.

Who are my favourite cikgus? the one who always turned up late or didn’t up for my classes HAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHA

And also the cikgus who allows us to makan nasi lemak while he/she was teaching HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. Such lawlessness we experienced back then

Sucker Punch is one artsy and action packed movie. Plot wise? Meh. But then who watch action packed movies for its plot anyway?

Not many people get this movie. Many people actually disliked it even. Well at least I can say Sucker Punch has an awesome soundtrack.

Not to mention, beautiful actresses like Emily Browning and Jamie Chung. What more can a guy asked for, right?

I don’t know if there’s going to be such movie again.

The BM title “Penyiasat Remaja” of Hajime Kindaichi does not do justice towards the manga. It’s like Budak Getah for One Piece.

I almost did not read the manga just because of its lame translated title. Seriously they could have found a better translation for it.

The way I laughed at Tsunade’s dubbed voice (naruto) aka Doraemon’s BM dubbed voice is like how I laughed at Russell Peters’ jokes.

In this modern world, our society is divided by beliebers and the non beliebers. We need Rebecca Black to balance things out.

If Rebecca Black is REALLY coming to Malaysia to “perform”, she will get rotten tomatoes upon her arrival instead of crying n screaming teens

Sometimes I do wonder if she is really the ultimate troll of time because her tone seems to suggest otherwise.

If not, can you explain why she is getting 66 million views for a crappy video?

I kinda miss the old WWF in the 80s to early 90s. They used to have the Mortal Kombat “Finish Him” move sans gore and mutilated body parts.

I mean WWE had gotten too soft for my liking and I completely stopped watching after The Rock left the show.

Now that The Rock is back, I am not sure if I will watch WWE again because I have devoted my love to football.

#twit90an I wonder how, I wonder why yesterday you told me ’bout the blue blue sky, and all that I can see is just a rambutan tree …

#twit90an Alalalalalalong Alalalalalalalong long long lelong (not knowing it was actually a dirty song).

#twit90an Waisssssss Men say, only fooooools rush in (UB40 punya version)

#twit90an A.L.O.N.G Along! A.L.O.N.G Along! A.L.O.N.G Along! A.L.O.N.G Along! A.L.O.N.G Along! (to be honest it was pretty annoying)

Weird, it’s Msia vs Japan but I’m hearing people cheering JIA YOU JIA YOU. Msia have 51% possession at the moment. Amazing LOL. . And you know what, Japan has another coach who look like a bloody accountant. Rajagopal looked like the Indian version of Arsene Wenger. In the end, Japan won 2-0 against Malaysia. The result is not too bad considering I was expect the Japs to trash Malaysia.

it’s fun to listen to The Corrs once in a while. Soothing music they have. Wonder what happened to them. And I remember they performed in the closing ceremony of Commonwealth Games 98. It is hard to find any band like them nowadays. You get mostly crap music from the radio. The music industry in present day can make me cringe I don’t know if you can even call it “music”.

Anybody bought and listened to Linkin Park’s latest album yet? TNB should totally listen to Linkin Park’s latest album. It talks about nuclear. I heard from a friend that the album did not meet his expectations. However, I have a different take of this matter. I didn’t like Minutes To Midnight at first but it slowly grew on me. True, it was nothing like its two previous first albums but at least it was something different. A Thousand Suns could be different too.