But since we are a “tolerant” nation, I guess we have to “tolerate” with each other for a night, lest we’ll turn grumpy tomorrow morning.

Good thing Ayam Hainanese. We are only obsessed with our Ciken lice. We are neutral.

Oh, another moron just carpet bombed the neighbourhood. May you have your prosperity at the expense of others.

What a bunch of jackasses we have in this nation.

It’s a warzone outside with Hokkien foot soldiers armed with an arsenal of firecrackers.

Next time we should try selling mortar bombs and bazookas on CNY. Should be able to fetch good price.

Super Bombs (the one with explosive bang that can rip your heart apart) are missing from this year’s CNY but I ain’t complaining

Life is bliss

Sucks to be sick again. The erractic weather is not doing me any favour either. I think I am affected by the haze then the constant scorching sun is another bother. Thought I’m gonna recover in two days but it’s in my 5th day getting bed ridden. Fortunately I am a feeling a lot better already, just feeling a little nausea. I should be able to recover by tomorrow. Still so much things to do.

Allow me to introduce you to Mr Big ass Belimbing (star fruit). As you can see, his under nourished cousins are a pale in comparison below in terms of their collosal size. 

We didn’t get it from Cameron Highlands. Not sure if it was given steroids to enhance its size (those who are in experimental mood better not inject some of it into your testicles). But it wasn’t sweet at all and I guess size does matter after all.

Niamah, I was a little sick earlier but fortunately my cough has subsize.

Previously it was very torturing to cough every day till I can feel the pain on my ribs.

But some herbal mint medicine did the job by healing me. 

At least I am feeling better now.

I guess it is the season of contagious diseases.

Do you remember there was a time canines were so insanely popular because it was the year of the dog? The demand for dogs were so high there wasn’t enough supplies to keep every one satisfied who crazed for the 4 legged mammal. It was so insanely popular there were not enough dogs for the restauranteurs to slaughter.

I’m not too sure what the owner did to their dogs once the year is over. Let’s hope it didn’t end up as marinated dog meat in their doggy bak kut teh. But there are some cases where these poor dogs were dump into several places because their owner no longer find any luck in them. Then the next following year, I remember there was another craze but this time it is the craze for hamsters.

Not only it is a lucky animal for those who are ultra superstitious, it is also cute for them to look at. Now it makes me wonder since it is the year of the ox, will these same people resort to buying cows from New Zealand? You know, if they are going to buy some cows, they might as well buy the best and healthy cows that are bred in NZ? Due to its size, the proud owners of these cows can show off to their friends that everything is bullish with their big fat cows?

But let’s hope their are fat in their wallets too lah.  It will be easier to get rid of their cows once the usefulness of their luck generating tits expires next year. They don’t have to dump the ox like what they did to the dogs 3 years ago as cows can be easily recycled into Beef Burger.

Watching old Ultraman series is really torturing. It is torturing not because Ultraman decided to shoot his ultra violet ray on my asshole but it is really torturing to watch old school special effects. To make matters worst, you have another crap superheroes flick that goes with Infra Man pseudonym. Don’t ask me why it is called Infra Man and I couldn’t careless if this Ultraman cetak rompak from Hongkong kills his enemies with his forbidden infra red beam.

I got da powahhh!!!1

Uhh wait, I think Infra Man really kills his enemies with Infra Red beam. What I can say is, if this Infra Man really cares about humanity, he wouldn’t throwmgigantic monsters leisurely against a set of buildings with a bloody assumption that every inhabitants have evacuated from the city.

I know this is long overdue but it is always better late than never. Just make sure you don’t use this phrase on your boss. No one in their sane mind say it’s better late than never to their bosses. Otherwise you are going to be rewarded with a firing letter or you might catch Donald Trump impersonations “You Are Fired!” from your boss. Before I stray even further, this is actually a Wesak Day post, not some HOW TO GET FIRED FROM YOUR BOSS article. It is great to grow up in my neighbourhood because you will always get to see processions from different ethnics and cultures. You can safely say that my neighbourhood is sorta like a melting pot. You get to see Buddhist, Hindu, Christian, processions every year. Some people had to travel miles to catch the occasion but I only need to get my sorry ass out from my home whenever there is a procession. Best thing is, I don’t have to put myself into the traffic jam torture like many other motorists did.

This is one of the main temples in my neighbourhood Seck Kia Eenh and I’ve been told that it was their 80th anniversary too.

A procession is never complete without the presence of brass band. Catholic High School is renowned for their brass band abilities but sometimes these poor guys had to play for a funeral procession. Not a good omen for superstitious folks. But these people in the photo above is not from Catholic High.

The Dragon is making it’s grand appearance. You need to get a closer look to enjoy its ‘dragon-ness’ otherwise it will only look like a anaconda from afar.

Did you notice the lion on the right is actually sitting?

I sure hope this dude did not step on any nails along his 3 old journey.

Errrr the lady on the left reminds me of a marathon runner.

These students are pretty creative in designing their floats. Well at least the colours are friendly enough to be captured in my camera.

Hmmmm I wonder if it’s made of gold….

Another creative float by the high school students.

I did not capture every single floats in the end because I need to go for dinner. But there are more pictures. I’ll update later when I have the time.

Adui, getting enough sleep nowadays is rare and I am finding myself not getting enough of sleep. That’s because I need to wake up even before I gets enough of sleep. As I am typing this I am finding my hallucinating. But sometimes I felt tired even though I got enough of sleeping. Am I sleep walking? Is that why I am feeling tired despite the rest? Hmmmm nah, I don’t think so because if I do, I would probably hit myself with the door knob already.

Looks like the orang minyak (oily man) is back to terrorized the girls. Whether they are supernatural or man made being, I do not wish to know. It is so easy to disguise as an orang minyak. Since Malaysia is largest palm oil exporter, I am sure we are not short of oily supply for the orang minyak. So, they are there to terrorize the girls. They oiled themselves because they thought it would be a smart move for them to escape if any one attempted to catch them. Kinda like the local Slimer if you ask but he’s no ghost.

A real man with over lubricated body. I mean you can’t catch some one who is so oily with your bare hands. I have a idea though. Since oil is flammable, why don’t we use flamer to torch these fuckers next time? Fire would be the Achilles heel of orang minyak. If vampires are afraid of the stinky garlic, Orang minyak should be afraid of the fire. Even though Minyak should enjoy the presence of fire but when it’s enough to kill the host who is applying the minyak on their body.

But you cannot just use matches to burn them. You’d better use a flamer. Whether the ministry of defense will approve our request to import more flamers from United States remains to be seen. It’s up to Najis to decide. You’ve already seen the might of what these fire fuckers can do to the Japanese army during World War 2. If you can easily douche a non flammable soldier with this weapon, frying this orang minyak should not be an issue for university girls or any other girls in general.

But I hope the weapon designers should make something smaller for the girls because they obviously do not have the physical strength to carry bigger flamers. It’s better if you can make it as small as modern handphones because you can carry it to any where you want. So orang minyak, better beware. These girls are going to use fire to hunt your ass. Your terrorizing days are over.