June 25, 2008Yes, Malaysians are voted as the 7th horniest nation in the world. Now, getting position number 7 in the world is not an easy feat since we are talking about the mother of all hamsap-ness we can find in this planet earth. Getting number 7 in the world seem impossible because we spend most of […]
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June 16, 2008I lied.
We had a guest speaker from Nigeria and he calls himself Pastor Victor. He is a very funny guy. He thanked our church for the hospitality and he was saying enthusiastically that he would like coming to Malaysia again and again with his wife because we feed him like a cow. He’s not saying […]
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June 10, 2008Looks like MCA has finally decided to follow the multiracial route. They should have done it long long time ago because they had a big problem at renaming their political party. The acronym MCA is their trademark and like their lifeline. So I don’t think they are going to change their acronym soon. But the […]
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June 6, 2008I am heading to the nearest bicycle shop and I shall get myself a decent mountain bike. Racing bikes are not attractive to me like it was in the past anymore. At least mountain bikes are durable. Well, drastic decision stems drastic measures. When you look at Malacca’s landscape, it is still possible to ride […]
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April 16, 2008Wahahahaha ketam cannot stand the heat from his own blog comments section and he (if it’s really him who’s blogging behind the scene) had to disable it. Seriously, I am not interested in what he writes. I am more interested in reading what the rakyat comments. The comment sections were still there yesterday. Most […]
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March 27, 2008Hmmm i realized i depended on my glasses a lot. I can practically see nothing without it. Okay I can actually. but not comfortable enough to place my head on a right position while using the computer. Right now, I am staring at my computer like a geek. You know, where you place your head […]
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March 26, 2008Our country seem to be obsessed in having the all longest, biggest things in the world. But things that holds the smallest record do not normally fared as well as its gargantuan counterpart. Sadly, big and long signifies the glory of our country. By being small, it does not justify the country’s image although in […]
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March 13, 2008I would like present the local version of Oscar to the ever resilient misinformed minister for his contribution in constantly making a fool out of himself.
Did Marie France Bodyline plagiarised Academy awards?
Never in my life I have seen such a minister who could persevere in his cause in being stupid on National and International media. […]
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March 8, 2008NOT.
But this is a joke on politics told by my Bahasa Melayu tuition teacher. I believe it was the era of the Semangat 46 party. I did not understand the joke back then. But being exposed to all the political bullshits lately, I began to decypher the meaning behind my teacher’s joke.
He was saying in […]
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March 3, 2008The General Erection is here and Barisan Nasional will do anything to retain their 2/3 majority.
Rise Phantom Voters! Rise!
Phantom voters are one of most powerful methods in denying the opposition but it can be stupidly manipulated too. These people in Barisan Nasional ought to clear their najis knowledge in building a ‘believable’ database unless they […]
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