Rajini is the real terminator and he doesn’t need to be a cyborg to cause carnage like Arnie. He can just kill you by just looking at you.

Arnie may be the Last Action Hero but Rajini will always be The Forever Action Hero. His track record speaks volume.

You know Rajini is big if he has fans as far as Japan. Of all places, Japan. You don’t see Japan have a fan club for Mawi World, right?

What’s the use of killing Osama when he can make a comeback as Osama The Dead Terrorist?

Hard to determine whether Osama was killed because many people unlocked the 4square swarm badge in Abbottabad.

Osama The Dead Terrorist will be Jeff Dunham’s newest character.

With Osama as Achmed’s new partner in crime, he need not to be afraid of Walter ever again.

#kenanganfriendster you help me I help you comes from fwenster. I write you testi, you write me testi.

#kenanganfriendster Nampak gambar gadis lawa, hantar private message “hai, can we be friends?” and click “add”.

#kenanganfriendster layan survey bodoh dengan memberi jawapan yang bodoh.

#kenanganfriendster aku blackmail semua kengkawan tolong aku tuliskan testis

So do you have your own friendster memories do you wish to share? Can’t say I don’t have any sweet memories using friendster.

I also hope bongkersz will repent ASAP and rejoin SUPP that has done a lot for his welfare. Oh please #FF him by the way.

No worries kavilan, I will always cherish the days I agree with ya. However, I won’t agree to disagree with ya if you start talking like samking28

All Pehin wants for Christmas is bongkersz to repent and support Barisan Nasional. If Atheist can repent, I believe Bong can also do it.

Since kavilan is joining MIC soon, I should also join MCA too. Anybody wants to pass me a membership form?

Don’t worry kavilan. With so many idiots in MIC, you will definitely stand out from the pack and make a difference. You will go far dude.

I am looking forward to see kavilan as the voice of reason and conscience in MIC.

#FF kavilan because he is joining MIC to make a huge difference. This reason alone deserves a #FF

Yes, overseas Malaysians, you are not allowed to vote because our ohsem gamen thinks you do not love the country.

“If they really love Malaysia, they should come back and vote. They willingly went abroad and stayed there for five, six years and didn’t come back. It means they don’t love Malaysia.” - Nazri Aziz

I don’t know about you but I do feel that #Bolehland is not short of stand up comedians. Stand up comedians are under threat in Bolehland.

After the #soilek sexcape, I dunno whether people still dare to have organize orgies at Hotel Katerina or not …..

The person who paling happy over this ’sex scandal’ is Soilek because he can now laugh back at chiew and say “I TOLD YOU SO, LAFF LAGI LAH!”

That is what you get for laughing at soi lek HAHAHAHAHHAHA damn I think he is secretly laughing at the so called opposition leader.

#kenanganSPM

People who dapat high marks in moral actually have the less moral of all because they tipu-ed in their answers to get high marks.

I was one of them, tipu-ed my way to get high marks in moral. The end justified the means mahhhhhhhhhhh. Cisssssss tak bermoral langsung!

For example,

In Pendidikan moral, you cannot write “Kejujuran” if your marking syllabus is “Jujur”. Anything different is salah.

You langgar seekor lembu kat Kampung, What should you do? Moral says you must stay back and tell the truth but common sense says you will die or kena whack if you do that.

Remember, Malaysians. If our football team qualifies for the next World Cup, we have the 1Malaysia Spirit to thank for.

We will not be able to do it on our own strength but to rely on the spirit of 1Malaysia alone. 1Malaysia will see us through.

In case you r wondering, I am on my bodek mode. Just want to know whether I still have what it takes to be a bodek artist like @tankengliang

I wonder whether Mr Bodek thinks World Cup qualification is within grasp after watching Harimau Malaya overcame a powerful team like Pakistan.

The best way to prevent your own people from protesting is to brainwash them from young to think their dear leader is bigger than Justin Bieber. Think about it, who would want to protest against their idol? Nobody, except the one who are not brainwashed. You got to look at North Kimchi’s awesome track record. They couldn’t care less about human rights. Ensuring the survival of their dearest leader is the top priority.