After the #soilek sexcape, I dunno whether people still dare to have organize orgies at Hotel Katerina or not …..

The person who paling happy over this ’sex scandal’ is Soilek because he can now laugh back at chiew and say “I TOLD YOU SO, LAFF LAGI LAH!”

That is what you get for laughing at soi lek HAHAHAHAHHAHA damn I think he is secretly laughing at the so called opposition leader.

#kenanganSPM

People who dapat high marks in moral actually have the less moral of all because they tipu-ed in their answers to get high marks.

I was one of them, tipu-ed my way to get high marks in moral. The end justified the means mahhhhhhhhhhh. Cisssssss tak bermoral langsung!

For example,

In Pendidikan moral, you cannot write “Kejujuran” if your marking syllabus is “Jujur”. Anything different is salah.

You langgar seekor lembu kat Kampung, What should you do? Moral says you must stay back and tell the truth but common sense says you will die or kena whack if you do that.

Remember, Malaysians. If our football team qualifies for the next World Cup, we have the 1Malaysia Spirit to thank for.

We will not be able to do it on our own strength but to rely on the spirit of 1Malaysia alone. 1Malaysia will see us through.

In case you r wondering, I am on my bodek mode. Just want to know whether I still have what it takes to be a bodek artist like @tankengliang

I wonder whether Mr Bodek thinks World Cup qualification is within grasp after watching Harimau Malaya overcame a powerful team like Pakistan.

The best way to prevent your own people from protesting is to brainwash them from young to think their dear leader is bigger than Justin Bieber. Think about it, who would want to protest against their idol? Nobody, except the one who are not brainwashed. You got to look at North Kimchi’s awesome track record. They couldn’t care less about human rights. Ensuring the survival of their dearest leader is the top priority.

if babi is really stupid as they claimed, I doubt any one would make soup out of its brain.

if people scold you bodoh macam babi, don’t be mad because they are actually complimenting you since babi is not bodoh at all.

Bakua yang uber expensive pun boleh sold out, Patutlah they can jack up the price whenever they please lorrrrrr

bakuaphobia - fear for expensive daging salai during CNY.

#QuestionsAskedDuringCNY Wah Piang ehhhhh so big oledi, last time you soooo small lehhh. what you ate ahhhhhh

#QuestionsAskedDuringCNY got gf oledi or not? why no gf yet? My son also gonna have his 3rd child liao lehhhhhhh. Kin lehhhhhhh

#QuestionsAskedDuringCNY your son study where ahhhh? My son gonna study this hamik Bastard Uni ah coz he got straight A’s lehhhhhh

#QuestionsAskedDuringCNY I know so-and-so punya char bor kia is still single. Wanna get hitched with her or not??????

Okay here comes my most favourite part of #TheFollowFridayShow, our awesome show wouldn’t be perfect without the coveted #wanker award.

#TheFollowFridayShow This would be the million Dollah Ringgit Question: Who WILL WIN the coveted #wanker award?

#TheFollowFridayShow MCA’s ExtremelyEducatedWoman @jezlai won it last week. Hence it would be fair to award it to a very educated man this time.

#TheFollowFridayShow This guy is so awesome and he loves to bitch. He is also 1bitchingMP but that guy from KotaBelud is nowhere near his standard.

#TheFollowFridayShow He is able to bitch about anything with his bitching prowess. The best part is, he also manage to relate most of rants to Anwar.

#TheFollowFridayShow One might wonder if he is obsessed with Anwar but that’s the nature of a bitchy person. It’s no big deal lah.

#TheFollowFridayShow However, he made it into such a big deal when he manage to relate his rants about Anwar to TBH’s Open Verdict eloquently.

#TheFollowFridayShow Aitelyu lah, that is something even myself cannot achieve! You gotta give him credit where it is due.

#TheFollowFridayShow So who is the winner of the ultimate #wanker award? The Winner is tidak lain tidak bukan @ngobalakrishnan!

#TheFollowFridayShow #FF @ngobalakrishnan for your bitching and wanking pleasure. We serve you only the best of the best from TJ!

Will #tanyanajib be extended again to 6.30 pm against due to the overwhelming responses from TJ? Cheatcode: POWER OVERWHELMING

#tanyanajib Is there any plans to curb Planet Nibiru from eating up Putrajaya?

#tanyanajib When will Utusan get a show cause letter from Kementerian Dalam Negeri?

#tanyanajib Were you jealous when Lee Chong Wei said “Aku Mau Main” to Rosmah?

#tanyanajib ada plan untuk bawa Lady Gaga dan Justin Bieber ke Malaysia?

#tanyanajib don’t you think it is counter productive for race based political parties 2 champion 1Malaysia? It’s like KKK campaining for Obama.

#tanyanajib Why did your traveling expenses with DPM increased up to 70%? Need to promote 1Malaysia to 1World, yes?

I hope @najibrazak can read #tanyanajib with a straight face after this.

#tanyanajib Do you still like your pussy? I mean cat.

#tanyanajib do you want to exchange links? *winks*

These are some of the questions I asked Jibby yesterday: Some are pain in the ass, some are just silly questions.

#tanyanajib sir, why Malaysians are asked to buy national cars when many of your colleagues pakai keta import? Why ah?

#tanyanajib how come renewing licenses for Suaran Keadilan,Harakah n The Rocket is a pain in the arse process while Suara PERKOSA gets it easy?

Sebenarnya dah lama kita tanya soklan serius kat Jibby tetapi tidak dijawab. #tanyanajib