This is where my brother is buried. It is quite a nice place, minus the tombstones of course. I was talking about the scenery. It is quiet enough and rather peaceful. I guess this is where RIP applies. The only noise are the birds chirping in the background.

My brother’s ‘home’ is located some where deeper in cemetery. Some of my relatives are located at the bottom part. Those are the older tombstones. One of my aunts died more than 30 years ago and was buried at the same cemetery. If I am not mistaken, she died of cancer.

This is my brother’s tombstone. I had to blur out the names due to privacy reasons. Few months ago, there wasn’t anything except the base that covered my brother resting place foundation. They only started to work after we threaten to change another stone mason to take over the job. Nevertheless, the tomb is built with quality material.

Jonathan’s new neighbor waiting to be buried. Another neighbor of his is a 14 year old boy who died of brain cancer. Coincidentally, his dad is my father’s acquaintance.

The perfect verse that suits the occasion.

My brother’s body may be resting beneath the earth but his spirit and our memories of him will remain forever in our hearts.

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Errr, not a religious post. Just a soul searching one. Inspired by Belinda Carlisle’s classic.

I was helping out with my dad’s business and we traveled to a kampung area where I was greeted by few scenes of beautiful landscapes. Well, the reason I followed him to work is because we were due to make our passports together at the immigration department later on. Since we arrived at my dad’s working place around 7.45 am, we were greeted by a beautiful sunrise.

I may not be a professional photographer but shooting pictures like this is very satisfying for me indeed. It makes you forget all the shitty state of affairs in this country for a while and it’s much better than booze. Anyway, we finally arrived at the immigration department. Since we have to wait 2 hours for our passport and I have nothing better to do, I went for a stroll.

The white fluffy clouds remind me of my brother. I wonder how he’s doing up there. But I bet he’s happy now having to serve the Lord unconditionally.

It was going to rain. This picture is shot 10 minutes earlier before the heavy downpour. Right now, I just want to enjoy the nature as long I have the time to do so.

This is my favorite shot of all.

ps:- once again, this is a delayed post.  

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Note:- Before I start this entry, I would like to pay homage to the person who invented this “food porn” term.

I have not makan (eat) crab in the longest the time. The last time I ever had one was last year, with my brother when he was still alive. So I head to the nearest joint to crap salivate and savor over the 8 legged creatures.

Since my ass is too heavy, I was quite reluctant to travel over to the restaurant that serves Sri Lankan crab located opposite of Hotel Orchid and City Bayview. But that restaurant is overrated and freaking expensive so getting normal crabs would suffice anyway.

I am blessed for staying in this area because getting Satay Celup, Dim Sum, Taiwan noodles, Nasi Lemak is only walking distance from my place. Yeap, I can walk to the Satay Celup joint anytime I want. Heck, I can even walk to this restaurant. But since this is a family outing, I drove there instead.

Bukit Yangzhou

The meal was kick start with a large plae of Yangzhou fried rice. Not too bad for a plate of fried rice that cost only RM 5.

Poor crabs has to end up in our intestines tonight.

The crab is usually cooked with tomato gravy or peppered style in this restaurant. But I saw some one requested for their crabs to be steam. I was curious how it might taste like so I decided to order the steam version instead.

Here comes our main sacrificial dinner. Taste wise, it was quite good but I conclude that I still enjoy the tomato gravy one better. At least can finger licking good. There is a drawback with this style though. The telur ketam (crab was not cooked properly so it tasted quite awful in that part.

It almost felt like eating shit. Minus the part where I didn’t take part in fear factor. Since it was found in the crab’s anus (it looked like one), I decided to forgo the quest of putting the remaining eggs in my mouth and continue decapitating the other part of the Arthropod.

Despite the setbacks, the overall meal was good as you can see freshness of the crab from this photo below.

I was really touched that the cook himself sincerely assured me it is not crab shit that I had eaten. Not many can swallow their own shit. Since he personally came to me to clarify about the so called shit, I’ll take his word for it.

Not safe for muster baiting.

This restaurant is easy to find. Just head over to the Tengkera Police Station (but don’t enter the balai and ask them whether they serve ketam ok?), and it is some where opposite the road. It should be easy to find because there are not many restaurants around the roadside.

ps:- As you can see, I am attempting the unattemptable by stepping into Jason’s niche this time but of course I am going to fail miserably as I am no where as good as him in capturing the true essence of food eroticism.

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Meet Slutty, anak betina kepada (the daughter of) Honey. She was given the divine name Slutty because Honey gave birth to her illegitimately, a reminder of Honey’s slutty lifestyle. So it technically makes her a bastard pup.

Since marriage is not practice by the canine community, such social dogma does not applies to her. Honey was very bitchy until I mandulkan (spay) her for good. But that is a story to be told for another day.

Slutty was quite upset I did not feature her as much as her mum. So she decided to retaliate by merajuk (sulk). She look like she’s really merajuk-ing at first. She even mogok lapar (hunger strike) to show her utmost displeasure. Rawrrr!

But then I realize she was just playing dead all along. I had to assure her she’s no ordinary bitch because she perform lots of tricks without any training. Her only proper training was to perform mass orgies with other doggy studs.

Once again, Honey’s descendant gave birth illegitimately. Like mother like daughter. How sweet. I have to apologize once again because I am not writing this entry to discuss her sex life and sexuality.

I mentioned before Slutty needs to be reassured. I told her, she is cuter than her mum and she’s really photogenic. Slutty pwns her mum in cuteness, her mum pwns her in terms intelligence. It does not mean Slutty is a retard. It just means …… well you fill in the blanks. She does not take my sweet words nicely. Being a bitch, she needs to be coax with food.

This is what I love about Slutty. Her anger only lasts for 3 seconds once you bribe her with food. See how her expression changed immediately after you tempt her with a candy bar. Show her one candy bar she will become your best friend in a second.

Slutty’s tonguey is so long it reminds me of Pontianak and Orochimaru.

Errrrr don’t get any wrong ideas.

Being a bitch (in female dog context) again, Slutty is very good at posing in front of my camera. You know, like how Asian sweet young things pose with their victory sign, where you can see them doing that a lot in Friendster (refering to the two finger pose).

You won’t find Slutty doing that stupid victory pose however since she don’t have any fingers to begin with. But she’s still a sweet young thing all right. Unlike her mother, she performs any pose at ease. Taking beautiful photos of her is as easy as 123 but taking her mum’s photo susah macam mahu mati.

And she enjoys getting handjob from my brother.

ps:- no bitches are harm during the process of photoshooting.

pps:- cerita dongeng di atas adalah rekaan semata mata.

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