The next massive gathering will take place when iphone 5 is released. No FRU will be there to control the crowd.

I see massive gathering queuing up every day outside of capitol satay celup. They should be teargassed for obstructing the traffic

Another massive gathering expected when there’s mega sale and it will become violent when shoppers starts to berebut to buy cheap stuff

Where were the molotov mocktails and parangs? What they got instead were handshakes

#bersih spin : protesters are a bunch of fucking savages. They destroy everything that come their way. We should beat d shit outta them

Protesters are the cause of anarchy in #bolehland. Acid splasher will have to wait. #bersih

No parangs and molotov mocktails came out today because police intercepted them all. Rakyat selamat lagi - bullshitting utama

Can easily detect who is still watching bullshitting utama and who’s not hehehe

In #bolehland, the thing that really tests your patience is not fishing. It’s surfing the web with Screamyx.

After issuing threats after threats, Ibbit Ali was no where to be found in the city. Probably stocking up food for himself instead.

The next PERKOSA fella who says bla bla bla disrespected this and that should bury his head inside Ibbit Ali’s anus.

Ibbit Ali decided to be a law abiding citizen and stayed at home to serve his suspension from the city, to show good example as a lawmaker

if I was paid RM 1.8 million for one fanpage, I wouldn’t mind licking the Establishment’s balls until squeaky clean.

1.8 mil fanpage, 6 mil Bali Palace renovation. These are small figures nowadays. I blame it on the rising cost of living.

Sign up to be a crony. Paper qualification is not necessary but ass licking skill is a must.

Wasting taxpayer’s moolah is beginning to look like Putrajaya’s favourite past time.

Now, I wouldn’t mind if TV3 airs one of Miyabi’s uncensored porn. I might even vote for BN you know?

Rakyat Malaysia deserve to see that guy’s ding dong swinging back and forth on national TV OK??????????????????????

Since that guy’s arse was exposed, the sex video shall be called “Sexy Back”.

Okok, since we need to be politically clean and need to keep the video away from kids’ view, show it on Midnight News lah. Win Win

These are some of the questions I asked Jibby yesterday: Some are pain in the ass, some are just silly questions.

#tanyanajib sir, why Malaysians are asked to buy national cars when many of your colleagues pakai keta import? Why ah?

#tanyanajib how come renewing licenses for Suaran Keadilan,Harakah n The Rocket is a pain in the arse process while Suara PERKOSA gets it easy?

Sebenarnya dah lama kita tanya soklan serius kat Jibby tetapi tidak dijawab. #tanyanajib

#ifihad RM 600 million contract from #Syabas, I will build my own reservoir in my own backyard. To hell with the rakyat.

Only in #Bolehland, a stadium is able to collapse on its own after 1 year of completion, without the help of boobquake

In the world wide web, we have Wikileaks. In #Bolehland, we have ParliamentLeaks

I wanna be a #Syabas CEO when I grow up because I love the idea of earning $$$ even when I am asleep.

I like #Syabas’s business model. They jaga their employees. Hutang 2.9 billion ringgit can still afford to pay its CEO RM 425,000 per month

Retire Young, Retire Rich like #Syabas CEO. The Malaysian Dream.

I only know #SYABAS as Syarikat Bekalan Air Selangor. Nobody told me about Syarikat Bekalan Hutang Selangor until recently.

Syarikat Bekalan Utang = SYABU? #syabas

Does UMNO’s brand of Ketuanan means keeping their cronies well fed and to hell with the rest of population? #justasking

Ketuanan Keris, Ketuanan Tongkang, Ketuanan Muruku, Ketuanan Cawat, Ketuanan whatever.Time to replace it with Ketuanan Juche. Hidup SUPREME LEADER.

DPRK - Democratic People’s Republic Of Korea. DPRK is the most democratic nation in the world because there is only one party to vote for.

DPRK is the champion of Direct Democracy because there is only 1 party to vote for and its people do not have to choose between the lesser of two evils

You keyboard warriors are a whiny bunch while PM and DPM is working so hard to put Malaysia on d world map again with the help of Menara Warisan

Kak Ros’s new motto: Don’t work with me, work FOR ME.

Kak Ros: I shall spend till Malaysians drop. Not my pasal.

Every Malaysian must do a smug smile like Jibby to prove that they are more Malaysian than Malaysians.

Be the real Malaysian, people!