If being hypocritical is an art then UMNO have almost perfected it.

No disrespect to the songkok tinggi but this Armand mother fucker looked fugly when he wears one.

The songkok tinggi is like wearing cermin mata. Not everybody looks good on it.

Why can’t he just wear the normal songkok? It looks good; in fact, it won’t make him look like a dork.

Stupid people trying to be media whore.

Nazism promotes racial harmony amongst Europeans. Holocaust was a necessary evil to eradicate racism. Right ….

PERKOSA is a necessary evil to put a halt to racism in Malaysia too. They understood 1Msia best.

And UMNO says they want to distance themselves from PERKOSA. Good cop/bad cop sandiwara backfired?

What a turd. People who are hostile against BN are automatically labeled as pro PR.

Traits of a Saibertrooper: insult their nemesis all the taim and they don’t talk about miscellaneous stuffs

Don’t gloat, Malaysia. Meritocracy is racist, remember?

Screw meritocracy. Ass kissing is way easier than meritocracy. It’s the best model for Malaysia.

Don’t like how the country is being managed? Register as a voter and vote! If you can’t even do simple things like this then you shouldn’t be complaining in the first place.

Malaysia is suffering from two brain problem. Brain drain and permanent brain damage.

Most of Pak Lah’s speeches put me to sleep. It’s not easy to achieve that kind of level. and he usually goes back to “sleep” after delivering speeches. Life must be very dull and “unhappening” for him. So relaxing and so sleep inducing after listening to Pak Lah’s speeches. Maybe he should become a Yoga instructor. I mean, was he the most boring Prime Minister we ever had? Bapa Kaki Tidur?

The act of educating the masses about our constitutional rights threatens the ruling elite. Anything that threatens their rule is seditious.

Correct me if I am wrong but if you want to amend Article 153, you need 2/3 majority from the parliament and consent from d 9 rulers.

if the opposition flers want to amend Article 153, they need to deploy Kim Jong Il because he specializes in brain washing.

Every time the cops arrest people for staging anti ISA vigils, please remind them of the cowheads.

When anti ISA vigillers are charged with heavier sentence, please ask them why these cowheads were only slapped with RM 1,000 fine each.

In short, violent protest that is beneficial to the gamen is permissible but opposing protests are a big no, no matter how peaceful it is.

Ministry Of Justice seem like an oxymoron to me. Comedy Court is way better. At least it made me laugh.

The First Lady title is a reminder to Jibby that she will always be his First Bini (although she’s not)

Who is the first Malaysian PM who spent more time on sloganeering than formulating policies?

Bank Negara said inflation is not going to be a concern. Of course, why should it be a concern if it is not going to be their concern?

I am sick of Malaysian politics, that’s why I enjoy making fun of it.

Rais Yatim said Bok House and Pudu Jail are not heritage buildings. What is heritage then? His fossilized semen? If only his semen can be manufactured into fossil fuel, then Malaysia will not become a net importer of the fuel by 2015. Semi Value is so ancient, his toupee is made of T-Rex’s pubic hair. What else can be more ancient than Rais and Semi Bulu? They can even beat Alexander The Great.

Next time if you want your state to be granted funds by the Federal Government, tell them it’s for your personal pleasure. Tell them you wanna build d world’s largest mansion, world’s largest toilet, world’s tallest coconut tree, world’s longest penis but don’t tell them it’s to fund bright students. If Jibby wants to build the world’s largest penis, don’t be surprised he will have fund for it (with backing from wife).

Dissecting Ali Ketam is also a God given right, NOT.

Ali Ketam’s awe-inspiring interview speaks volume about his intellect.

Ali Ketam is about to appear on Animal Planet to declare “Animal testing is a God given right”. Stay tuned

I should also suggest Ali Ketam to make his God given announcement at Steve Irwin’s zoo but I’m not going to be responsible if he do not make it out alive.