Most people I know learnt their English by reading Enid Blyton’s books. It would be awesome when some1 says he learn it by reading Playboy.

And some learned English by watching TV. Pray tell, why do you need to dub English language shows again?

It would be funny to watch dubbed Sesame Street. It defeats the purpose of watching it in the first place.

Why call it Pendidikan Moral when all it does is to encourage people to be less truthful with their answers?

Worse part is when you can’t answer “berhemah tinggi” instead of “hemah tinggi” because that fucking syllabus said so.

The higher you score in the moral paper, the better liar you are because you won’t do all this shit in real life.

Kejujuran is part of the nilai nilai murni in Pendidikan Moral but then we are hardly jujur when answering d paper just to score. Awesome.

Which kinda defeats the real purpose of Pendidikan Moral. And they emphasized on imbuhans when you answer ur nilais.

What is there to be proud of national car if they are not even capable of fixing the power window problem after 26 years in the business?

No, not expecting our national car to be as good as BMW but they should be able to make reliable cars by now, not some milo tin with 4 wheels.

People will be more forgiving if they were 2 or 3 years in d business. 26 years already. Ironically older ones were much better.

there are also people who parks like a sohai at Jalan Tun Tan Cheng Lock who wants to get to Jonker Street

You know Jalan Tan Cheng Lock is very narrow, so you can imagine how narrow it will become when sohais double park their cars along the street.

You park like a motherfucker and you blame people for crashing into your car. hope your car will be ran over by jumping Rosmah

Yes, they are shit, we all know that. Now please focus on why you are good for us. Loyal customers will buy your shit no matter what.

Now it’s up to you convince potential costumers why you are good for them.

Convince potential buyers that you are good for them, not because the other products are shittier than yours

I’m sure cola drinkers do not give a shit what feud Coca Cola has with Pepsi. They just wanna drinking a bloody cola to quench their thirst

#bersih spin : protesters are a bunch of fucking savages. They destroy everything that come their way. We should beat d shit outta them

Protesters are the cause of anarchy in #bolehland. Acid splasher will have to wait. #bersih

No parangs and molotov mocktails came out today because police intercepted them all. Rakyat selamat lagi - bullshitting utama

Can easily detect who is still watching bullshitting utama and who’s not hehehe

if I was paid RM 1.8 million for one fanpage, I wouldn’t mind licking the Establishment’s balls until squeaky clean.

1.8 mil fanpage, 6 mil Bali Palace renovation. These are small figures nowadays. I blame it on the rising cost of living.

Sign up to be a crony. Paper qualification is not necessary but ass licking skill is a must.

Wasting taxpayer’s moolah is beginning to look like Putrajaya’s favourite past time.

So people using pseudonyms as their tweet handles are seen as “fake accounts” by some smart alecks. Dia macam baru pakai internet since yesterday.

What constitutes a “real account”? By putting your fuckface as your avatar and adding IC number on your tweet profile?

Next time remember to put your passport sized pic macam Samking. Avatar yang paling cun dalam Twitterjaya.

the moment I saw your passport sized pic as your avatar the moment I place your tweethandle under my shitlist.

Sometimes its fun to allow people you detest follow you on twitter: you can kutuk him/her indirectly then let them terasa.

And they cannot confront you directly because you can always call on them for being too perasan.

They will retaliate in their time line, you say? Who the fuck cares? You don’t have to follow them in return.

You can always give 1001 excuses if they happen to confront you somehow.

If being hypocritical is an art then UMNO have almost perfected it.

No disrespect to the songkok tinggi but this Armand mother fucker looked fugly when he wears one.

The songkok tinggi is like wearing cermin mata. Not everybody looks good on it.

Why can’t he just wear the normal songkok? It looks good; in fact, it won’t make him look like a dork.

Stupid people trying to be media whore.