The parliament has declared that eggs will be revered as luxury food for the rich, starting from today. Drastic measures are being implemented to prevent any ungrateful sonnawawitches from putting the royal egg as the same level as food for canines. Due to the immense pressure from egg lovers and yolk activists, the government had no choice but to pass a legislation that will protect the egg’s dignity.

Passing a bill has become the way of solving major problems in this country. Well, what do you expect when they even wanted to improve race relations with the help of law enforcement? It is natural if they adopt bizarre but effective measures to prevent any attempts in demonizing and sabotaging little eggie’s reputation. Should the egg controversy does go out of hand, arresting evil egg insulters under ISA will not be ruled out.

Don’t even pretend to look surprise if any one of you are detained under ISA for insulting the egg. Don’t believe me? Fine, insult the eggs at your own peril because you are bound to offend dozens of egg lovers out there. When this group of people are offended, public order will be jeopardized.

If public order is being jeopardized, ISA will be invoked in order to neutralize any existing animosity and hostility between egg lovers and egg haters. But expect the former to be let off Scott free because nothing in politics is fair anyway.

Syed Hamik’s Most Hated Malaysian of The Year award is completely justified. Just look at the amount of things he did in this year alone.

Malaysia Today editor Raja Petra Kamarudin was sent to the Kamunting Detention Centre in Taiping, Perak, this morning to begin his two-year detention without trial under the Internal Security Act.

Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar last night signed the detention order for the blogger to be held under section 8(1) of the tough security law. Under the Act, the initial two-year detention period can be renewed indefinitely.

-Malaysiakini

The ISA blunder in locking up a female reporters and egg hater MP Teresa, and also a controversial writer (Raja Petra) plus another blogger who calls him Kickdefella. His nickname is certainly applicable here.

Well at least after he was released from police custody, he can shout back at the Botak’s face, Kick de fella’s ass? Such scenery would not be too far fatched. So now botak is firing another salvo at mutusamy… errr I mean Murugiah. Sorry, got the confused with my buddy’s name. Anyway, now botak wants to pick a fight Murugiah and asked him to mind his business.

Well, technically murugiah is indeed minding his own business because he is just doing his job so it made Syed Hamik look pretty much like an oxymoron at the moment. I don’t know if he is blinded with his arrogance or he is naturally an egghead  in the first place but I can say the being in the Home Ministry is like a curse and it really made people dumber than it seems by clinging on the portfolio.

I initially wanted to makan the claypot asam pedas at Pasar Borong Taman Merdeka, but sadly it wasn’t open for business. So my family and I had to settle for this ducky restaurant located in between the cross junction of Bachang and Taman Merdeka.

It has been quite awhile I ate here since my brother was first diagnosed with cancer. Whoa, 7 years had passed in a breeze.

We ordered the same stuff we used to savor and this roast pork looks really yummy at first glance.

Well, we were wrong. Horribly wrong, not only the food does not taste like it used to, it is incredibly salty.

It felt like I just swallowed one whole bag of salt into my throat and I might as well rinse my food with sea water.

Don’t be deceived with its looks because it certainly took me lots of effort to tear this meat with my razor sharp teeth. I shudder to think if it was my grandfather who chew on this, his prosthetic teeth will probably find a permanent home in this duck meat. One more thing that pisses me off is the attitude of their waiters in general. Not only they are rude, it annoys me when they kept making all kinds of sour faces.

It makes me wonder whether these people were baptized in a pool of lemon juice. I certainly do not understand why people kept flocking into this restaurant either. One thing for sure, I am pretty certain that I will not return nor I’ll recommend this restaurant to any of my friends from outstation.

Let us listen to this.

MCA and Gerakan leaders should practice what they preach and resign from their ministerial posts to protest the Internal Security Act and its abuse by the Barisan Nasional government, said an opposition leader.“Until today, I have yet to see them doing it even though at the outset they were very vocal against ISA and the recent crackdown,” said DAP secretary-general Lim Guan Eng.
-Malaysiakini

Yea lor, I also wonder if they really have the balls to quit their governmental post. They got too much vested interest at stake lah. Only make noise after the reporter is released from custody. Before that, they were no where to be seen. Batang hidung also tak nampak. Probably having some good time screwing around ala CSL ‘The Anaconda” style. I guess they will only threaten to quit when BN is no longer in power.

Display the typical Chinese wisdom, only quit when situation permits, those who did otherwise are pure airheads – Sun Tzu’s Fart of War Chapter 101 (Fictional Edition).

What is the use of ISA when we have killers, kidnappers, rapists lurking around in our neigbourhood? Why ISA was not invoked to provide her security ah? Unforeseen threat issit?

JOHOR BARU: A 16-year-old schoolgirl who was kidnapped last Friday was found murdered with her partially-burnt body dumped in some bushes

-The Star

The deputy police chief also noted that an arrest is made under the ISA only when the police strongly believe that these acts can pose a serious threat to public order.

- Malaysiakini

Does this means controversial bloggers and opposition wakil rakyats are much more terrifying and dangerous in Be End’s context? Do bloggers poison their victims with their kilobytes of words? Do they bludgeon their victims to death with keyboards and sodomizes them with mouse? Do they blow their victims to pieces with power supplies?

As far as I am concerned, they are not the ones who strapped C4s on their hapless victims. So what public order are they trying to maintain with the Ikut-Suka-Aku Act when we have criminals terrorizing our cities?