As a kid i didn’t like Lim Kit Siang because I thought he is a troublemaker and a nuisance to the government. I was also taught by my history teacher that he singlehandedly caused the 513 racial riots and I really despised him for that but as I grew older, I love the government back then coz i thought loving the government is also loving the country. Then I started to use the Internet when I was a teen.

Helping Proton is not going to help with our pockets.

And why is Proton selling their best cars cheaper overseas while substandard cars are reserved for Malaysians?

Because Malaysians are subsidizing Proton?

So when Malaysians become poor, who is going to help us?

Proton? Fat chance.

Interesting stuff I read over this weekend:-

We do not need ISA to maintain our national security.

Jack Bauer is all we need.

Pauline Hanson will become the most eligible bachelorette if she migrates to UMNOland.

Our “tourism ministry” should promote piracy as part of our culture so our Indo or SG neighbors will not claim ownership over it.

How to menjiwai the 1Malaysia spirit, in the truest sense.

Firstly,

Loudly declares other citizens who do not share the same skin colour with you as 2nd class citizens.

Secondly;

Sound the May 13 war drum. The louder the better.

Thirdly;

Ask the minorities not to provoke your sensitivities by adopting a provocative approach.

Fourthly;

Give a flying kick on their faces.

Slam. Wham. Bang.

Fifthly;

Give the finishing ‘blow’ by getting your men to piss on the portraits of political leaders of different ethnic background.

Lastly,

Point your 1finger (middle finger preferably) up in the sky or up the arse to reiterate undivided support for the sense of togetherness with other citizens of different ethnic background ‘perpetuated’ by the 1Malaysia ideology.

or this…..

There you go, the best ever PR stunt for 1Malaysia and it’s another victory for national unity.

ps:- Congrats, guys, as you have proven a point that 1Malaysia is DEFINITELY way different from Malaysian Malaysia.

pps:- Thanks again, guys. You guys are pro. I couldn’t have written this post without your antics.

ppps:- You guys are so good with theatrics I am thinking of abandoning TVB for good.

pppps:- photos are stolen from http://magickriver.blogspot.com/2009/12/cheap-shots.html

I love Malaysia.

Nobody can beat Malaysia when it comes to red tape.

If there is a record for having the most red tape in world, I believe Malaysia will win hands down, undisputed.

It’s difficult not to use red tape when we need permit to do everything.

Religious permit
You need a permit to speak in a mosque. Nevermind if you are an ex mufti. As long JAIS says you are unqualified, means you are unqualified. It does not matter if you are well versed with the Koran, as long they think you tak bertauliah, you memang tak bertauliah. It also does not matter if you can speak and read Arabic well because JAIS is always right, although some of them don’t speak Arabic.

Gathering Permit
You need a police permit to hold an assembly, because according to the law, the assembly of more than 5 people are considered illegal. In order to make it legal, you need a police permit. When I am getting married next time, I will ask my married friend whether they applied for a police permit because almost 1000 people attended his wedding dinner! That makes his event extremely illegal. But since the peeps from UTK and Special Branch did not storm into the dinner hall with balaclavas or ski masks on that night, I assumed he was granted a police permit.

Burial Permit
Land is still abundant in our country, but there’ll be a time we might run out of land some day due to our excellent birthrate. When the time comes, rakyat will no longer have the option to get themselves buried when they die. They will have to apply for a permit in order to get themselves buried. And that’s not it. Burial plot will not even be freehold. It comes in leasehold. In order words, you will no longer rest in peace when the government decided to evict your mortal home under the pretext of development. You get screwed both ways, although you are dead.

Approved Permit
We are told that buying national cars are patriotic. It is a noble cause to support barangan buat Malaysia. It is also patriotic to protect our national car maker from our Japanese and European competitors. They are evil colonialists who wants to invade our country, economically. But then it is not evil when our Proton Persona is selling RM 10,000 cheaper than our local market price abroad because it is very patriotic to close one eye. However you still have a choice to stop being patriotic. In order to become unpatriotic, you will need an Approved Permit (AP). Yes, you read it right. It’s easy to become unpatriotic. All you need is to apply for an Approved Permit and your car will be taxed under the Unpatriotic Act. As a result, your car will be 300% more expensive. Don’t say the government is repressive. They are not. They gave you a choice, although the choice is only available to affluent people.

Medical Permit
You also need a permit if you want perform autopsies in Malaysia. It does not matter if you are intertionally renowned. It also does not matter if you are as famous as Dr Grissom of CSI. You are still incompetent in the eyes of our local medical practitioners if you are not registered. It also does not matter if you suck internationally, as long you have a Malaysian permit. In short, I am quite happy we have very high standards in forensic science. We are not easily cowed by internationally renowned experts. We must reject globalism, like Dr M is so fond of saying. I guess Dr Porntip will need to apply for a permit from the Malaysian Barber Association (MBA) too. You need to register with MBA to have that kinda hairstyle in Malaysia, ya know?

Straits Mosque has a nice view but we better not let the leader of world’s 2nd largest economy look at the scores of abandoned buildings that is located right at the opposite.

It’s embarrassing.

You can’t tell people those are heritage buildings either.

Yes we are awesome, we spent 12 years to build an artificial island with abandoned buildings on it.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/11/11/nation/5085067&sec=nation

Rakyat Didahulukan, Pencapaian Diutamakan. Very nice. Very patriotic.

Cars more than 15 years are required to go for inspection with Puspakom but my cousin’s wira condemns after 9 years. Rakyat didahulukan.

AP remains until 2015, it also meant inflated car prices will remain the same for another 6 years. Rakyat didahulukan.

Petrol subsidy will be reviewed next year, need to synchronize with market price. Government cannot afford it any longer mah. Using the same reasoning, can we request cars to be sold at market price too? Coz the rakyat cannot afford to subsidize Proton any longer. Rakyat kena didahulukan, right?

I agree that when harga petrol naik and we need to “change our lifestyle” but not when our basic wage remains stagnant for the past 10 years and cars are still 3 times more expensive. Rakyat didahulukan.

Crime is spiraling out of control, JB’s cowboy lifestyle is spreading to other cities but our cops mobilized 25 men to arrest one religious scholar while 400 men are deployed to protect Perak’s state secretariat building from Pakatan terrorists. Rakyat Didahulukan.

Thousands of children might be denied entry into matriculation studies just because they are half bumi. Rakyat didahulukan.

Shitty public transport + Cars that are 3 times more expensive than its market price + low wage = Winning combination. Rakyat Didahulukan.

Some politicians are asking us to be thankful for the development they brought into the state although it is their resposibility to begin with. Rakyat Didahulukan.

Yes yes if they want me to believe rakyat memang didahulukan, I need to get myself brainwashed to believe Rosmah is still a virgin.

I believe these questions have been raised countless of times but allow me to repeat it because some Malaysians mudah lupa.

Care to explain why MACC lied about TBH’s release from custody when he wasn’t because his belongings are still in the possession of the anti corruption agency?

Care to explain why the Selangor MACC chief did not lodge police report after looking at TBH’s body but went to Putrajaya to get further instructions?

Care to to explain why MACC lied about the CCTV recordings by saying there was no CCTV but they later confessed the CCTV were not working on that night. Too convenient, don’t you think?

Care to explain why MACC lied about telling us it was TBH who volunteered to stay but they later changed their statement that they requested TBH to stay back?

Is their security so shitty that no one noticed anyone who went into the building? He must be an Invisible Man. Wow, not only DAP have recruited triads, they have invisible men walking around too.

Is their security so shitty that the room where TBH’s body was thrown from that are not usually accessible to every tom dick and harry but was mysteriously available to the assailants on that night?

Why go as far as revealing TBH’s bank account, female house mate?

Why request TBH’s family to see a psychiatrist?

If there’s nothing to hide, why lie so much?

A video that is very relevant to 1Malaysia.

Aiyo outside Parliament also not safe but Perak state secretariat building was guarded by hundreds of police as if there’s going to be a plot from the terrorist to infiltrate the building.

Reposted from Susan Loone: A foreign journalist, friend, got robbed after he left parliament yesterday. It happenned down the road outside the Parliament area. He lost everything - credit cards, passport, tape recorded, interviews! If people keep getting robbed and killed in Malaysia, what does that make us? Is Malaysia truly Asia?