ss_blog_claim=b6c03f620f48d5c9d13bf630b9caf1dd

Entries Categorized as 'Sarcasm'

When truth is utter bullocks while rumour is the divine Truth.

Date July 3, 2008

The public has been urged not to buy into Anwar’s theory that there are parties out to “kill him politically”. Well, with so many bullshits we have heard from the government in the past few months, you can’t blame the public who chose to believe in rumours rather than the government itself. We have reach […]

Anwar vs Chua Soi Lek

Date July 1, 2008

Wow the grand bullshit like playing backside gets even better each day. At least in the 1998, I was one of the idiots who blindly believed that Mr Anwar Ibrahim had the fun of his life (it only applies if he’s really ghey, of course) with his driver and his adoptive brother’s ‘hole of masculinity’. […]

The Main Belakang Case is back

Date June 29, 2008

Statutory declaration is dismissed as fabricated stories and lies.
To accuse Anwar Ibrahim for sodomee-please is not fabricated stories and lies because they are the absolute truth of universal gospel.
By tomorrow don’t be surprised if you’ll get rubbish like RPK got arrested and thrown to jail for the offence of raping his pet pussy errr I […]

Sell off your worthless life at eBay

Date June 26, 2008

The Internet is filled with weirdos. You can find lots of bizarre things in the World Wide Web and it is not only confined in the cyber chatting world. What do you think if I say you can auction your life in eBay. Apparently he thinks his life sucks hence he need to butcher his […]

Horny Malaysians?

Date June 25, 2008

Yes, Malaysians are voted as the 7th horniest nation in the world. Now, getting position number 7 in the world is not an easy feat since we are talking about the mother of all hamsap-ness we can find in this planet earth. Getting number 7 in the world seem impossible because we spend most of […]

Greedy and Biadap Sabahans?

Date June 19, 2008

Based on Pak Lah’s logic and BN’s interpretation in general……
It is greedy to fight for the betterment of their own people.
It is greedy to speak out against the Barisan Empire.
It is greedy to seek help from the federal government in eradicating illegal immigrants.
It is greedy to ask for a portion of natural resources that comes […]

Forget about cars, lets buy yourself a brand new basikal

Date June 6, 2008

I am heading to the nearest bicycle shop and I shall get myself a decent mountain bike. Racing bikes are not attractive to me like it was in the past anymore. At least mountain bikes are durable. Well, drastic decision stems drastic measures. When you look at Malacca’s landscape, it is still possible to ride […]

Alien Workshop collaborates with Indiana Jones

Date June 2, 2008

It is nice to see Alien Workshop collaborated with Indiana Jones. At least it proves a point that aliens were already in our planet long before our existence. We were ignorant about their existence. There is no secret that Director Steven Spielberg has always been a close friend with Aliens. He first casted his first […]

People who defects from Bee Ann is Judas, those who defects from PR is the Messiah.

Date June 1, 2008

Ueekkkk these Bee Ann people really disgust me. When that Penang Lee Kah Choon decided to cooperate with Pakatan Rakyat, he was demonized and reverted to a pariah. All kinds of names were leveled against him and he was made as if he’s the enemy of the state. Even his foul mouthed former manglish […]

Hooray! We got Middle Earth

Date May 24, 2008

Honestly, I am little pissed that Pulau Batu Putih is awarded to Singapore while we get Frodo’s miniature Middle Earth’s cousin, Middle Rocks or whatever that is. I am not pissed we lost that Island to Singapore. I am more pissed at the classic example of stupidity shown in the entire trial. No matter how […]