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Entries Categorized as 'Sarcasm'

Perpaduan Teras Kejayaan my ass

Date August 14, 2008

Let them keep UiTM to themselves since the ‘dan lain lain’ group will not miss much from this fiasco anyway. Those who are against such blasphemous proposal even insinuated one particular ethnic group is poor while other ethnics are rich and therefore the heavily subsidized tuition fees offered by UiTM are only meant for them. […]

You need to be a mindfucker in order to change the public perception

Date August 7, 2008

Hah, another infamous person jumped onto the blogging bandwagon again. I won’t mention his name but he has the most famous asshole in town. You don’t need to be a genius to figure that out and I believe I had drop some obvious hints. His first post attracted tonnes of comments but the numbers decreased […]

Anwar’s arrest is COMPLETELY justified

Date July 17, 2008

WAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA “we arrest anwar because we think he could not reach IPK on time” WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! True also lah coz we all know police vehicles are faster than every cars out there and it is not like PDRM will allow private helicopters to fully utilize their helipads (if they have one). Yeah hor, maybe they forgotten […]

I miss the former minister of Misinformation.

Date July 16, 2008

I suddenly missed the former minister of misinformation. Well, not because I wanted to achieve erection in every five years but I am already imagining how he’s going to debate Anwar with his unique style. I also missed his comparison skills where he infamously compares Burma with Myanmar. Don’t be surprised if he is going […]

Dewan Meliwat Rakyat

Date July 14, 2008

It is extremely ironic to call it Dewan Rakyat when rakyat is banned from approaching the Parliament. So why called it Dewan Rakyat then? What do you actually call a Dewan Rakyat that is actually off limits to rakyat? Dewan Politikus or Dewan Meliwat Rakyat? Aiyo these political circus never ceased to amaze me sometimes […]

Why Bung Mokhtar should be shot, literally

Date July 11, 2008

Yeah sure, what he did was not lewd gestures. According to him, it was just a hand signal which is weird because I don’t recall any one elected a deaf MP into the parliament. But I shall give the benefit of the doubt since he insisted it wasn’t a lewd gesture since he is also […]

When truth is utter bullocks while rumour is the divine Truth.

Date July 3, 2008

The public has been urged not to buy into Anwar’s theory that there are parties out to “kill him politically”. Well, with so many bullshits we have heard from the government in the past few months, you can’t blame the public who chose to believe in rumours rather than the government itself. We have reach […]

Anwar vs Chua Soi Lek

Date July 1, 2008

Wow the grand bullshit like playing backside gets even better each day. At least in the 1998, I was one of the idiots who blindly believed that Mr Anwar Ibrahim had the fun of his life (it only applies if he’s really ghey, of course) with his driver and his adoptive brother’s ‘hole of masculinity’. […]

The Main Belakang Case is back

Date June 29, 2008

Statutory declaration is dismissed as fabricated stories and lies.
To accuse Anwar Ibrahim for sodomee-please is not fabricated stories and lies because they are the absolute truth of universal gospel.
By tomorrow don’t be surprised if you’ll get rubbish like RPK got arrested and thrown to jail for the offence of raping his pet pussy errr I […]

Sell off your worthless life at eBay

Date June 26, 2008

The Internet is filled with weirdos. You can find lots of bizarre things in the World Wide Web and it is not only confined in the cyber chatting world. What do you think if I say you can auction your life in eBay. Apparently he thinks his life sucks hence he need to butcher his […]