June 11, 2008Kerajaan Malaysia telah membuat pengumuman drastik untuk mengubah corak pengangkutan awam kepada jenis kenderaan yang tidak bergantung kepada tenaga minyak untuk menjanakuasanya. Kerajaan juga menyeru seluruh rakyat jelata supaya jangan bimbang kerana kereta lembu ataupun kereta kuda tidak akan menjadi kenderaan awam yang utama kerana pengangkutan yang sedemikian sememangnya tidak sesuai kepada lebuhraya yang mempunyai […]
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March 13, 2008I would like present the local version of Oscar to the ever resilient misinformed minister for his contribution in constantly making a fool out of himself.
Did Marie France Bodyline plagiarised Academy awards?
Never in my life I have seen such a minister who could persevere in his cause in being stupid on National and International media. […]
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March 6, 2008Menyampah aku tengok si dacing Barisan Nasional yang muncul tiap tiap kali saya melayari e-surat saya kat hotmail. Nampaknya inilah strategi khas mereka bagi mencuci otak rakyat demi mengaut seberapa banyak undi yang mungkin. Imej dacing ini akan muncul di mana saja. Fenomena ini mengingatkan saya tentang demam panas bola sepak piala dunia remaja yang […]
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March 3, 2008The General Erection is here and Barisan Nasional will do anything to retain their 2/3 majority.
Rise Phantom Voters! Rise!
Phantom voters are one of most powerful methods in denying the opposition but it can be stupidly manipulated too. These people in Barisan Nasional ought to clear their najis knowledge in building a ‘believable’ database unless they […]
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February 22, 2008Hai kengkawan sekalian. Dah lama saya tak belog dalam Bahasa Melayu. Semua pasal taikor kat Tiga P. Memang Puki, Pantat dan Pundek! Tiga P tak suka kalau member dia orang berbelog dalam bahasa asing. Maklumlah kebanyakan rakyat asing seperti rakyat america cuma faham dalam satu bahasa sahaja iaitu Inggeris. Tak fleksibal langsung. Cis, berani omputeh […]
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February 19, 2008When we are needing a strong opposition to deny another 2/3 by Najis Inc, there they go bickering with each other about petty issues. One is giving the impression that they want to nuke the moon with their rocket. Some times I wonder, are they the KGBs of Najis Inc? They make it look like […]
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December 4, 2007Two major rallies was held within 2 weeks last month. One called themselves as BERSIH and another is HINDRAF. Both are acronyms made up to become fancy names. Quite creative I must say. But too bad they have become taboo words among the establishment now. From what I read, more rallies will be organized this […]
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October 30, 2007Wah it’s good to be a criminal in this land because you get to enjoy every privileges and immunity of being one. Don’t believe me? Have you wonder why they put priority on arresting political outcasts rather than hardcore criminals?
Political outcasts are far more dangerous because they possess the intelect to overthrow the administration, they […]
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October 12, 2007After the successful launch of the first Malaysian space tourist to the IRS ISS, we should have a new ambition. It would be too premature to be satisfied at the prospect of sending 2 Bolehnauts to space and it is perfectly normal to achieve more. Never mind about wasting taxpayers moolah (if they make more […]
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September 13, 2007RM 3,000,000 will be offer to those who capture or shoot the menacing MPS (Mahu Pergi Sunat) staff member and mentally impaired MPs (Mak PooKey) on sight. Their numbers are growing and it’s getting out of control. We received many complaints from the public about their constant stupidity and we are forced to take drastic […]
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