If there is any one you want to waste, please contact Ai Gee Pee waste management.

I mean, if you want to waste some one you normally call assassins right?

But we are more flexible because we do not need the services from the assassins.

We can always secure the services of Ai Gee Pee’s men because it is legal and clean, right?

Of course I was only joking hor?

Don’t sue me okay?

I hope TNB can build this nuke plant beside Toyol’s Bali Palace.

The amount of energy generated from #hamsor’s hair alone is enough to powered entire Malaysia. We need no nuke plants.

With Nuclear plant, we can train 100 Incredible Sulks to fight against Indonesians and Singaporeans.

No worries about radioactive wastes, it can be recycled to become Rosmah’s dessert. U need the energy to maintain that kinda hairstyle.

Ironman relies on his photon cannons but Internet Protocol Man relies on his Google Chrome

Ironman need a lot of energy to fly around but Internet Protocol Man only need an IP address.

Ironman has War Machine as his sidekick. Hackers are Internet Protocol Man’s best friends

The battle of two superheroes is starting this week. Maybe they should just make Internet Protocol Man 2 vs Ironman 2. Save cost

Hee Shit Foong was instrumental in bringing down the Pakatan Government in Perak. Hence she deserves the latukship. Just imagine Milosevic being knighted by Queen Elizabeth for his immense contributions in the Balkan massacre. Not surprising if Hee Shit Foong becomes a latuk. Druglords, Gangsters, Human traffickers, Arm Dealers pun boleh jadi latuk. Is there any value and prestige left in the latukship since the likes of Hee Shit Foong have joined the ranks?

Accusations of Ultraman having a zipper on his back are pure propaganda from his nemesis who are out to discredit his godlike status.

If you want to destroy an entire city,you dont need to detonate a dirty bomb or summon Ultraman, You only need to send-in an enraged Jack Bauer

Malaysia actually has one Ultraman and his name is Dr M. He was damn ultra in 1969.

In short I love Ultraman.

Ultraman’s beeper is not actually a warning beeper for low battery, it’s a signal for Sure Victory.

Ultraman beeped because he was swearing at the monsters. Japs wanna keep Ultraman clean.

Ultraman is not dickless. His dick just remained the way it is when he becomes a giant.

Ultraman is probably a woman with one boob that camouflages itself as a beeper.

Ultraman’s time limit is mother nature’s way of keeping the earth in its own orbit.

North Korea is Earth Hour’s model country because most of its land are untouched by rapid urbanization, sans Pyongyang. If every country around the world could adopt the conservation approach of North Korea, Earth will be a better place to live in. Hidup Kim Jong Il!

North Korea’s highway is probably the only highway in the world with no traffic… The only traffic is Kim Jong Il’s private limo n his entourage. Malaysia should learn from North Korea Transport Ministry if they wanna solve their own chronic traffic congestion problem.

And the fastest way to die in North Korea is by making fun of their Dear Leader.

Trial was adjourned so that Sepol will have more time to hafal the script.

Good also lah.

I am also anticipating an award winning performance from Sepol.

Drama, Action, Comedy, Conspiracy, tragedy, mystery all roll in one.

Am expecting an inspiring performance from Sepol.

There’s no room for error.

If TNB increases its electricty tariff, will disgruntled customers throw a replica of namewee’s head into their HQ?

It’s offensive enough to TNB.

Wanna to decipher the motive behind the church, Temple, Mosque arsons, pigheads, cowheads “bombing”?

Read Art Of War.

Melaka Church kena black paint!

What??? Black paint??? The assailants should have use red paint as it signifies prosperity and that would rule out “vandalism”! Any one who wishes prosperity on some one couldn’t be a terrorist!

Must be the work of Christian Chinese Loan Shark because a traditional ah longs would use red paint against their debtors so that they will have more prosperity.

Having more prosperity means they will have more money to repay the Ah Long.

I guess tradinational ah longs are more sensitive to the welfare and needs of their debtors.

Once again, this is not the work of terrorists nor vandalistas! It has to do with paranormal activities coz the door lit itself!

How enterprising!

It’s not the work of terrorists!

It must be the work of insiders who is having problem insuring their houses of worship so they vandalized and torched their premise so they can get RM 500,000 from Jibby’s 1Malaysia Insurance!

Typical Insurance policy do not usually cover arson but at least 1Malaysia policy will!

Win Win mah right????

Okay jokes aside, PRDM ah, can you people as least show the same effectiveness when you dealt with the anti ISA protest?

Go eat shit lah, PRDM.

What a bunch of useless mofos.