HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA Crawley had more possession than United. It’s like watching FC United of Manchester playing against Crawley. If you are saying this is the future of United then I’d rather not have it. Seriously, 1 nil aganst a non leaguer? That is FC United’s level in a non league, for goodness sake. I wouldn’t mind if we were up against a premier league team, but a fucking non leaguer.

How in the world did Malaysia lost to China in sepak takraw???????

Don’t say PERKOSA, I also choked when I saw that Malaysia Lost to China headline.

Are they using Shaolin Sepak Takraw? No wonder we lost.

Thai and their servis kuda. China with their service No Shadow Kick?????

I remember the Malaysian team said they developed a new strategy to neutralize servis kuda. Now they have to deal with servis no shadow kick

Weird, it’s Msia vs Japan but I’m hearing people cheering JIA YOU JIA YOU. Msia have 51% possession at the moment. Amazing LOL. . And you know what, Japan has another coach who look like a bloody accountant. Rajagopal looked like the Indian version of Arsene Wenger. In the end, Japan won 2-0 against Malaysia. The result is not too bad considering I was expect the Japs to trash Malaysia.

#Ger 0 - Sotong 1

Sotong is gonna win the world cup. Not Spain or Dutch.

Eating Sotong will be the latest auspicious thing to do for Cainis.

Forget about wearing red underwear or red G String to give you more luck. Eating sotong is the real deal. More power.

World Cup conspiracy. Paul The Sotong Liwat Jubor Saifool Bau Kari.

I guess God is fair lah, both finalists never win the world cup before…

With the demise of Uruguay yesterday, World Cup 2010 is now officially known as Euro 2010.

Paul also predicted that Malaysia will win against Spain. Would you believe him? (well since his name is “paul” so it is only polite to refer this sotong as “him”.)

Bloody Sotong, i am going to eat ur relatives kat Muara Duyong kang….

Cainis is gonna make Sotong a Dewa after tonight

After Germany’s disastrous campaigns in World Cup 98 and Euro 2000, they went on to revolutionize their football. At least they didn’t let it rot even further like we did after 1980

Whether they win or lose against Spain tonight, they should give themselves a pat on the back for playing attractive football.

Too bad they lose it to an octopus. Okay just kidding about the octopuss.

Kerja sebenar coach Jepun tu akauntan. Patut lah taktik dia agak calculative.

Boring game but the Japs are showing good technique.

Okada look like an accountant, south korean coach look like Kim Jong Il with contact lens and without the kuih bangkit hairstyle.

Okada should not be a football coach. He has flair in maintaining an emotionless face so he should be a poker player.

Do you need anymore proof that football are not for geeks?

France should be proud they are on par with North Korea in terms of goals they scored.

Well it happens when there are nobody else in the Escargot team can score beautifully with their hands like Henry. Change of rule sucks.

From Les Bleus To Les Miserables: True Story

1 red card and conceded 2 goal. This is worst than getting thrashed 7-0. At least the North Kimchines got excuse to lose 7-0.

If South Koreans relied on ginseng tea to maintain 3 lungs, North Koreans are relying on plutonium tea. North Koreans are trained to run with a gun pointing at them on their back. No amount of Samba can beat that.

If Kim Jong Il is a great fan of Nirvana, he probably did a cover of “Kim As You Are”.

The North Koreans are giving the samba boys a really hard time. It helps when your idol is Kim Jong Il.

Uruguay was decent yesterday, nice passes and dribbling skills, their only problem is they relied too much on Diego “Casanova” Forlan. I like how the commentator described the Uruguayan team, 21 out of the 23 Uruguayan players are “virgins” of the world cup and that makes Diego an old fart. It’s like sending their Olympic under 23 team with 3 seniors in it. The best part about the dull game yesterday was when the commentator shouted PATRICIA Evra.