I can’t imagine the ending of Twilight but I think Bella is going to end up with neither of them.

If Bella end up with Edward, Team Jacob is gonna riot, If end up with Bella, Team Edward is going riot. So Bella gotta maintain world order

Imagine the headache FRU gotta endure in order to restraint either Team Edward or Team Jacob. A group of raging teens are dangerous

#FakeMoviePlot shaolin soccer - a story about shaolin monks who got so sick of kicking each others’ balls n they switched 2 football instead

#FakeMoviePlot I Know What You Did Last Summer - A story about a person with good memory

#FakeMoviePlot The Contract - An epic Malaysian movie that describes about the nature of open and close tenders of gahmen projets

#FakeMoviePlot Schindler’s List - Not his shopping list

#FakeMoviePlot Catch Me If You Can - A fun movie about the childhood game we used to place. Chase one another.

#FakeMoviePlot - A Walk To Remember - A story a

1.8 million ringgit to maintain fan page. Will they throw 20,000 people off from MACC buildings soon?

Oh? 1.8 mil for 6 fanpages huh? Okay lah, at least not so bad lah. Rm 300,000 per fan page only …

Persatuan Lanun Negara aka Uncle Ho Sdn Bhd to lobby for Freedom To Steal Act soon enough …

RM 1.8 million is only justified if the Curi Curi Wang Malaysia fanpage gives orgasm to its legion of fans.

New reality show in #Bolehland: The Amazing Twat

Another multi billion ringgit monofail contract is up for grabs for the winner of The

We have contestants like #soilek, Ibbit Ali, Ali Ketam, Ronnie Liu, just to name a few

There are so many potential winners for The Amazing Twat it might face some problem in short listing able contestants.

Where will the filming of The Amazing Twat take place?

Under the leaking roof of our Parliament.

American Idol should be called Judge Idol when people watch it for the judges, instead of aspiring singers.

Wouldn’t it be fun if we have Judge Idol for Judges, where people get to vote for the judge who make the most obnoxious comment?

HAHAHA I am getting lots of funny ideas for such reality show already. Imagine Simon Cowell who is going to beat the crap out of his wannabes.

Laughing over a picture of my ex pengetua who attended a PERKOSA event and posed with one of the Songkok tinggi fellas /facepalm

You know why I think its funny? Coz I remember him preaching about perpaduan and bangsa Malaysia. Sounds familiar kan?

Of course, it is not fair to judge him by one picture alone until ……. I saw his status updates. Sound EXACTLY like Ibbit Ali.

HAHAHHA pendidik negara konon

#ifihad RM 600 million contract from #Syabas, I will build my own reservoir in my own backyard. To hell with the rakyat.

Only in #Bolehland, a stadium is able to collapse on its own after 1 year of completion, without the help of boobquake

In the world wide web, we have Wikileaks. In #Bolehland, we have ParliamentLeaks

I wanna be a #Syabas CEO when I grow up because I love the idea of earning $$$ even when I am asleep.

Paul The Octopussy punched himself silly and died in the process. Case closed. No inquest needed

Paul The Octopussy wrote a suicide note before he died “I’m very tired, goodbye”

Paul The Octopussy’s life was cut short because he gave too much info about the future. The curse of a being fortune teller.

Look on the brighter side, at least Paul did not end up as dinner. Technically, he passed away peacefully.

Kak Ros as a special guest on Dr Phil’s love program: Be as needy as possible, the girl of your dreams will fall in love with you eventually.

Will there ever be 1st Husband summit since Kak Ros is actually our real PM???

Kak Ros trimmed her hair. It proves that she listens to criticisms from TJ.

Hollywood should make a bio pic horror movie for Kak Ros. There’s more than enough material to work with.