How come PERKOSA gets good treatment from the cops while candle vigilers got manhandled ah? Its okay to burn effigies and pictures, i guess

The PERKOSA protestors are pom pom cheerleaders hired by Namawee to spice up his album and there is no need to arrest these PERKOSA clowns. Keep them, they have great entertainment value.

People who made anti racist video are said to be “pengkhianat negara”. I guess I am better off being a racist then

#FailedMsianBooks Think Stupid, Grow Stupid - Dung Mokhtar.

When you read about it, it is especially true if you are describing about a person like Dung Mokhtar who only knows how to talk cock. Only God knows how he was elected as the MP in the first place because his appointment defies any logic out there. But at least he can boast that he has a hot wife than most people who don’t.

Some one told me the lead actor of Prison Break is Eminem. Please excuse me, I wanna laugh now. Yo wassupppp dawg, imma breaking you outta prison, homie ……… Oh my gawd, I feel like laughing so hard when I first hear it from some one for the first time. Fortunately I wasn’t drinking water when I hear otherwise I am going to puke on some unlucky chap who happen to sit beside me.

Hainanese got lots of angin. No wonder I fart very easily.

When they mention about the infamous Hainanese wind, I am sure they are referring to our farting abilities, not our short temper.

Saya orang Hainam bukan Hainam because I can’t speak the dialect. Therefore, I am bongkang. It has been my Hainam Dilemma ever since.

I’m very used at being a minority. I’m a minority in Malaysia n I’m also a minority in the Chinese dialect group. Now, where’s my minority report?

Kerja sebenar coach Jepun tu akauntan. Patut lah taktik dia agak calculative.

Boring game but the Japs are showing good technique.

Okada look like an accountant, south korean coach look like Kim Jong Il with contact lens and without the kuih bangkit hairstyle.

Okada should not be a football coach. He has flair in maintaining an emotionless face so he should be a poker player.

Do you need anymore proof that football are not for geeks?

Rais Yatim said Bok House and Pudu Jail are not heritage buildings. What is heritage then? His fossilized semen? If only his semen can be manufactured into fossil fuel, then Malaysia will not become a net importer of the fuel by 2015. Semi Value is so ancient, his toupee is made of T-Rex’s pubic hair. What else can be more ancient than Rais and Semi Bulu? They can even beat Alexander The Great.

If South Koreans relied on ginseng tea to maintain 3 lungs, North Koreans are relying on plutonium tea. North Koreans are trained to run with a gun pointing at them on their back. No amount of Samba can beat that.

If Kim Jong Il is a great fan of Nirvana, he probably did a cover of “Kim As You Are”.

The North Koreans are giving the samba boys a really hard time. It helps when your idol is Kim Jong Il.

Uruguay was decent yesterday, nice passes and dribbling skills, their only problem is they relied too much on Diego “Casanova” Forlan. I like how the commentator described the Uruguayan team, 21 out of the 23 Uruguayan players are “virgins” of the world cup and that makes Diego an old fart. It’s like sending their Olympic under 23 team with 3 seniors in it. The best part about the dull game yesterday was when the commentator shouted PATRICIA Evra.

Our CM says the darnest things. I am so proud of him.

Not only my CM is a politician, he is also a world class joker. He is class act. He makes Russell Peters look like an amateur.

Careful Borat, my CM is sooooo gonna give you a run for your money. Your anti jew rhetorics are not going to work against him. He got APCO to back him up.

A Famosa got no balls they erased every complaint from their fan page.

A Famosa’s marketing team response over the tiger controversy sounds like horse shit to me. And guess what? They banned me from commenting.

The tigers are lazy by nature. That explains why the tourists who took pictures with it did not end up on its dinner plate. #tolongtiger

We are expecting Skuad Harimau Muda FC to react over the A Famosa tiger controversy #tolongtigers