It is important to have an insurance. Not because I want mishaps to happen but when it does happen, are you able to cover your losses? I mean it is a lot better to have some form of insurance to protect you than having nothing at all, don’t you think? I am beginning to think motorhome insurance is a good place to start if you are thinking of getting reliable insurance quotes.

Our country seem to be obsessed in having the all longest, biggest things in the world. But things that holds the smallest record do not normally fared as well as its gargantuan counterpart. Sadly, big and long signifies the glory of our country. By being small, it does not justify the country’s image although in reality we are quite small but we still pretended to be big.

Ever since I was a teenager, I did not understand why we had our own Malaysian Record books other than Guinness but I used to be part of the stupidity who were actually proud of this achievement. I came to realise its stupidity as I grew older, bigger, wider, fatter, and none the wiser. Come to think of it, our record holders are pretty unique.

• We have the longest political banner in the world and some say Malaysia.
• We have the largest roti canai in the world and some say Malaysia,
• We have the largest Yee Sang (don’t ask me to translate this in English) in the world and some say Malaysia,
• We have the widest handphone coverage in the world (this is a lie) and some say Malaysia.
• We have the most annoying yellow mascot in the world and some say Malaysia.
• We have our OWN court fixing conspirators in the world and some say Malaysia.
• We have one of the highest absent minded rate in the world and some say Amnesia.
• We have our very FIRST and OWN national car in Proton and some say sia sia. Perodua (localized name of Pro 2) is not counted because 51% owned by AV stars so it’s not patriotic enough to qualify itself to become a pseudo national car.
• We have one of the largest number of phantom voters in the world and the EC insist they are manusia.

Record holders are assured in keeping their records for a very long time because you can be damn sure that no one else is stupid enough in trying to break your record. Hence, it hasten the birth of Malaysian Book of Records because Guinness manage to detect the absurdity even 100 miles away.

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Yes, the internet has become a new medium for politicians to push their campaigns and agenda. You can see how the malaysian opposition party is making full use of the Internet. Although TV still rules in this aspect, but when some party monopolized the every media you can’t blame them for using the Internet to send their messages across. Even PAS Harakah have their own news portal. Believe it or not sometimes it a whole lot nicer to read Harakah rather than reading the boring old New Straits Time. Yes TV still rules but things might change in 10 years to come.

End of the year, more traffic jam. Practically why I don’t like public holidays. Another 5 more weeks, the jam will be even worst. Why is that? Check your calender please. Despite the crazy jam, I get to spend time with some of my old friends reminiscing the past. That was the consolation part of it after being stuck in the jam. My heart goes to the city dwellers who has to deal with this kind of shit every single day. It’s even shitty the jam also follow them back to their own hometown.

Abit irrirated now. Not at a clinical level but just slightly irrirated. These MLM people really annoys me. Nobody invites them to come over my house and now they are dissing the products my mum is consuming. How typical of them. Their product is the most superior, our product sucks the max. If it’s really THAT good, good for you. Enjoy it yourself. Just leave us alone, will ya?

Today, there are just too many celebrities who had plastic surgery on their physical asset. Find me one celebrity who didn’t succumb to plastic surgeries. Maybe there is, but it’s very rare. Since it’s important to stay beautiful in the showbiz. You can’t really blame them for it.

Such phenomenon had influenced many people to go under the knife. Well, some people just like to ape their idols. Such practices lead to many plastic surgeries center to flourish. I heard the best plastic surgeon in Toronto is one of them. They can really change how you look.

You know blog advertising is getting bigger when you see many paid blogging companies mushrooming in the cyber space. Even though there are many companies out there, it is not easy to find one that is reliable and provides a consistent stream of income at the same time.
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I am currently in the midst of completing another long post of mine. But I will have to edit the draft before publishing it. Yeah, I have a habit of editing before publishing my work. But I really enjoy writing it. Well the reminiscence of my past. Ahhhh the good old days. I don’t know when I’ll publish it but once some one proof read the draft, I guess I should be able to publish it by then. Stay tune!

It is sad that humans are chopping too much trees to suit their needs especially for making furniture. But that’s not the worst-case scenario because every unwanted furniture is dumped without recycling. Hence every ingredient such as wood is wasted in the dumpsite. If you are an environmentalist, you do not wish to be labeled as hypocrite for purchasing such furniture.
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Wahahaah reading this name really cracked me up. I know it’s not good laughing at people’s name but I cannot stand it lah. Imagine reading this, Pipat scores. It either reminds me of burung pipit or worse, cipap. Don’t ask me what it means. You better ask around but don’t blame me if some one gives a tight slap. Try it at your own risk. You have been warned.