Why local malaysian cainis actors/actresses act more far more discretely than stars from Hong Kong or Hollywood (like covering their faces) whenever they are spotted in public, when the truth is, the public hardly gives a shit after looking at them in the first place ah?

Why be afraid of hungry ghosts when you have live off-key singing ghosts that lurks in every wedding dinners?

This kind of ghost has far more devastating effects.

If TNB increases its electricty tariff, will disgruntled customers throw a replica of namewee’s head into their HQ?

It’s offensive enough to TNB.

Wanna to decipher the motive behind the church, Temple, Mosque arsons, pigheads, cowheads “bombing”?

Read Art Of War.

Kerja kongsi gelap?

Kepala hotak engkau.

Triads are too busy making money and they will sell the pighead to BKT shops to make more money instead of wasting it.

Trust me, if triads ever splash red paint on your office or house, you probably owe them money or happened to kacau their rice bowl.

It’s never about religion when it comes to triads.

Need to get that Young & Dangerous Hung Heng crap out of this equation.

The timing is damn cool.

I mean, after failing to get the witness’s testomonial expunge from the trial, the police are suddenly looking for Siva.

Does not take a rockect scientist to figure out that’s intimidation.

If it’s the 60s and 70s, then it can be done.

But we are now in the age of Facebook and Twitter.

News travels faster than a speeding bullet.

This is an example set by some parents nowadays:-

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Patrick Teoh thinks some parents are sooooo fucked in the head. I watched in utter disbelief. A couple of youthful parents and their 3 year old girl in an air-con restaurant in PJ. Both parents smoking throughout the meal.

The little girl was making her parents laugh doing something cute. Then the father thought it was the fatherly thing to do to teach his little girl how to INHALE the cigarette smoke that he was blowing INTO her face!!! The mother’s face swelled with pride watching the man.

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And once wise man used to say to me, “Children are not taught. They catch things very easily”. I’ve seen many parents smoked in front of their kinds but reading about a father blowing the smoke into his child’s face is a first for me. Seriously, reading Patrick’s news update rendered me speechless.

I’ll tell you why I hate holier than thou people like I love William Hung.

Him:- Yay Adam Lambert lost! Kris won! Oh my Kris……..

Me:- Suka eh you?

Him:- Ya, I damn suka okay. That gay boy lost! Woo hoo

Me:- So you like to see him losing because he’s gay?

Him:- Yeah, I tell you lah, I am not too comfortable with him being gay and such.

Me:- What does his sexual orientation gotta do with a singing competition?

Him:- Aiya, he will brainwash your mind with his gayness. He will spread his gay message through his songs and eventually it will make your mind go cuckoo.

Me:- Look, I am not fond of his sexual lifestyle either but it is none of my business and I don’t care. It is not like he is shoving his sexuality into my throat and turns me into a queer instantly nor he gloats about sleeping with hundreds of handsome men overnight?

*Him getting agitated*

Him:- You are lying. You are defending him hence you are closet gay yourself. If you are not fond of him then why are you defending him?

Me:- You are such a dumb ass lah. Just because I do not like their lifestyle doesn’t mean I have to chastise them. I am there to enjoy his singing, not to probe his anus.

Him:- You are not convincing me. You are a closet gay.

Me:- See how fast you are judging me?

Him:- Ha!

Me:- LOL, arguing with you is a lost cause. Maybe some one should shove his ass into your face just like what Bruno did to Eminem.

Him:- You are another dumb ass. That incident was staged. Even a blind man can see through that scene.

Me:- I know it was staged. But we are not debating whether it is fake or not. Let’s talk about the message it was trying to convey.

Him:- Kris Allen is the American Idol and that’s a fact. The image of him strumming the guitar is just too cool for me to ignore.

Me:- Well I never disputed the fact that he is the ‘idol’, but I think Adam is going to be a bigger star than Kris.

Him:- NO NO NO NO I will never accept it!

Me:-  …………………………………………..

The moral of the story? It is futile to argue with a closet moron.

We are familiar with MTV Cribs. Maybe it is time for us to create our very own show. But it should be focused on politicians punya crib, specifically Bee End politicians. More original mah, lest we will be criticized for being a copycat again.

To make things spicier, we can also make a comparison chart between the ‘large wooden mansion’ of MB Tok Guru of Kelantan and the Balinese Palace of the ex MB of Selangor. Pretty much like comparing who has the biggest weeny among them all.

I am very certain the blokes from Gerakan will be more than happy to contribute their creative input to the show by featuring the ‘large’ bungalow that LGE just rented (the keyword is rent) in Penang. They must have thought it is hypocritical of LGE to rent a bungalow after he bragged to the public that he stayed in his papa’s house when he could have move into the official residence once he became the Certified Minister 16 months ago so it is the best time to run him down. But surely, it is nothing compared to Toyol’s Palace.

Khir’s new ‘Balinese-theme palace’ talk of the town

Andrew Ong
Jul 6, 09
3:54pm
Selangor opposition leader Dr Khir Toyo’s lavish new home in Shah Alam is now under scrutiny as the property is allegedly beyond his means, or any menteri besar who served for eight years.

DAP’s Sekinchan state assemblyperson Ng Suee Lim claimed that the 50,000 sq feet or 0.5 hectare property was constructed at an estimated cost of RM20 million while the land was bought at a price of RM3.8 million.

“He has a right to build a house of whatever size he wants. But as a former menteri besar, he has to explain how he funded the house,” said Ng, who took a large entourage of journalists to visit the property this morning.

The property is located in the secluded Jalan 1/7L in Section 7 of Shah Alam.

The homes of many wealthy elites, along with the official menteri besar’s residence, is located in this suburb.

Armed with documents from the Selangor Land and Mineral Office, Ng showed proof that Khir, 44, and his wife Zahrah Kechik, 44, jointly bought the land from Ditamas Sdn Bhd in 2007.

The documents showed that a director of Ditamas is one Shamsuddin Hayroni, who Ng claims is Khir’s buddy. He also said both are of Javanese descent.

Calling the property a “Balinese-style palace”, Ng said that building industry experts have estimated the construction and furnishing to cost about RM20 million.

“The frontage alone costs approximately RM290,000. The tiles you see are imported,” he said.

Size does matter

Ng further alleged that Khir’s property was far larger than the infamous 17-room bungalow built by the late Umno politician Zakaria Mat Deros who caused a controversy in 2006.

Referring to the recent asset declaration by current Selangor Menteri Besar Khalid Ibrahim, he said a menteri besar earns RM576,000 per annum and thus Khir would not have accumulated enough to foot the RM24 million bill.

Khir was a practising dentist before he rose up the ranks in Umno and became Selangor menteri besar in 2001 at the age of 33.

“He (as opposition leader) wants to monitor the current government, but he should also explain himself first in the name of transparency,” he said.

Ng said Khir should explain the source of his wealth before accusing the current state government of corruption, like harping on claims that Khalid had misappropriated state funds to buy 48 cows for his constituents.

To a question, Ng said he will not lodge a report with the Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission because he has no faith in them to operate independently.

However, he said that it is up to the MACC to take action, failing which he would drop the matter and let the public judge the commission and Khir.

Allegations that Khir owned the palatial home first emerged during the run-up to the March Umno party elections, where he was running as a candidate for the Umno Youth wing chief.

A blog set up to attack Khir showed an aerial photograph of the property which showed several buildings in the large compound, complete with a swimming pool.

http://malaysiakini.com/news/107930

I am convinced Toyol is innocent. After all, he can still make shitloads of money from just fixing people’s teeth alone, on part time basis. Gotta put his dental knowledge into good use lah. Who cares if his palace is worth 24 million or 5 million? I am positive the construction of his Bali palace will mend ties with Indonesia, which has been pretty volatile lately.

It is weird. It is weird that artists often become even more famous after their death. Elvis Presley, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson. You name it. It is quite an effective strategy once they realized their celebrity days are numbered. Sadly, such tactic can only be used once and you can’t die more than once. Further more you are not living in the realm of Dragon Ball so you cannot be revived no matter what you do. Sometimes I can’t help but to wonder, why do we only appreciate people after they are gone from this earth?

Man, what are they showing on TV nowadays? There’s one chinese variety show that sent me laughing like a mad cow. When the show participant was asked for his name, he says his name is Doggy. Obviously, the TV host was stunned a little hence he asked that guy why he named himself Doggy. Doggy answered “I named myself Doggy because I love Doggy”. Heh, I was expecting him to say he named himself Doggy because he loves Doggy style on bed. Of course I was rather disappointed that he chose a generic answer. What if he like cats? Would he named himself Pussy? I am still waiting for the first person to named himself Pussy. But I do know one thing. I hate cats but I definitely love pussies although I don’t have one myself.