August 23, 2008
Did you ever experience what you called “humorous vacation”? Well you know, unforgettable and hilarious moments you encounter along your trip. I think such circumstances will not escape the attention of holiday makers. I had one unforgettable moment in New York City where I get to see mimes as part of their attraction. You know, we don’t often get to see mimes in my home country so this is good opportunity to see them while we were lingering in this city. Their performances are great and hilarious at the moment because we get to make funny faces when we ask them to pose for photos after performing their routine. I would love to visit Top of the Rock next time. New York is a big city so you need a trusted tour companies to guide you before planning a trip to this metropolis. I believe you can consider signing up for their New York tours program under Trusted Tours and Attractions. It is going to be very useful if you are relying on online travel guides as your source of information before signing up for a suitable tour package since there are many tour agencies out there but Trusted Tours and Attractions is reliable enough for you to place your confidence in securing tour packages. This is not the end of the good news because you get the chance of winning $150 Magellan’s Gift Certificate by signing up to their newsletter today.
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August 23, 2008
Wah all these public transport section will only move their ass if PM gave them a sneeky and quiet visit ha? I dunno if you can still calls it quiet because almost every one recognize his face in an instant unless he decided to go for botox treatment and give himself a double eyelid in the process lah. I mean the choice of word is poor lah. When he arrives at the station, surely he will be escorted with a bunch of bodyguards lah. He says the LRT is congested, have to find space to stand, let alone finding seat to place his ass.
Knowing that he is a Prime Minister, of course some of the commuters and his entourage will make some space for him to stand lah. Give face mah. Try finding a space to stand if he’s an average joe lah. You’ll be squashed like a cockroach against the coach. Won’t give much face for you to fart also. This one is merely LRT, don’t even let me start with the horrors of KTM and his son punya SCOMI owned Rapid KL.
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August 23, 2008
I have a friend who enjoys looking for new recipes. I think it is good because it is always good to learn new things from cooking. At least after she got married later she don’t have eat out every day further more there is more love from home cooking, don’t you think? She will probably want to check for new recipes from this site itself so she is bound to find something useful from it.
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August 22, 2008
In Olympics there are many types of events related to jumping. You got high jumping, pole jumping, lompat kijang and stuffs like that. But when we are severely depressed, I believe there is one jumping event that is quite universal every one would have an equal chance of particpating in this sport. It is building leaping/jumping event. No wires will be attached on you in order to increase the excitement of jumping for less that 10 seconds.
When some one has the intention of booking a ticket to Hell, they wouldn’t even bother about their style of jumping because their body will be shattered like a watermelon anyway. However, leaping off a building can be revolutionized. Since this person has all the intention to die, why not die gracefully right? Since their body are likely to end up like pancake, they might as well leap in style.
At least it is good if you are able to add some pattern into their leaping style just like the celebrated diving event in Olympics. Let’s see which country have more balls in holding such event in the future. Heh, I can hear some human rights activist are making noise already.
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August 21, 2008
This PM memang tak tahu malu one. Ask us not to drag saifool’s case into politics but I wonder why he is doing in the Permatang Pauh by election campaign. Showing off his Holy Butt that it is really violated by the old pervert? It is okay to give advice but at least have some substance lah. Talk also tak serupa bikin, who is going to take his words seriously in the future?
Another thing that pissed me off is his reaction on bloggers who allegedly insulted the national flag by hoisting it upside down. Another holier than thou attitude from this joker. Like lah he’s so fucking patriotic like that. I thought he said the police department is an independent body and why is the PM is ordering them around to investigate the flag incident?
It is proven by his words that a flag is so much more valuable than innocent lives taken by murderers who are still at large in our country. At least waste some police resource on capturing these sickos then only move on with this bendera terbalik case ok? This time we can literally rename Pak Lah to Fuck Lah already lah.
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August 21, 2008
I wonder if there is an Olympic event in flirting because if there is any, I think tonnes of participants are going to parade their skills. I am serious, who wouldn’t join this event right? But too bad there is no such event in the games yet but there is one championship that is going to compensate the absence of this flirting game. It is called the Ultimate Flirting Championship hosted by the well known Extreme Style by VO5. The name alone is going to send strong signals to those who are interested in flirting. We can flirt in various ways. We can always use our eyes, we can use our touch, we can also utilize our smooth talking skills because the art of flirting is not confined within a single attribute. We can still look good with our custom made hairstyle but when you are having a good time flirting, you are bound to have Victory Hair. But you need to get your hair messed up in the process. This is what the spirit of Victory Hair is all about. Perhaps you can use Ultimate Flirting Championship as your benchmark to see how you are going to fare in this art of attraction. All you have to do is to create a new character for yourself in this game. It is not going to end there because you’ll be assigned as the contestant or a judge. I think it is more interesting to become a contestant because you’ll be getting an opportunity to outflirt your opponent. At least you get to polish your flirting skills, right? Are you excited? If you are, you can join the championship by clicking on the widget below.
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August 20, 2008
The Battle of Chibai features the greatest mudslinging and bitch fights of all time. Battle of Chibai is so influential every female species out there would want to read this epic war before conducting their very own bitch fight. Unfortunately, due to the untimely release of Battle of Chibi, Battle of Chibai had a slow start in the box office. It is so slow not many people realized of its existence in the local cinemas.
Battle of Chibai begins when two popular female figures decided enough is enough thus they launched the greatest cyber war against each other. It all started when Lady Y rose into prominence without doing anything significant but utilizes her physical beauty while Lady X has been around in the cyberspace for light years ahead relying on other ‘sorts’ of beauty. Lady X had subtlety hinted her displeasure of being compared to Lady Y because the cyber empire is too crowded to cater two cyber Empress at the same time.
Yes, this phrase is indeed famous for those who are familiar with Highlander when McLeod declares there is only one place for one immortal yada yada yada and stuffs like that. Lady X is renowned for her bitchfighting skills and so far she had not lost in any battle to date while Lady Y is known for her diplomatic approach. The battle was strategically planned because the initial assault was deemed as a normal bitch fight before it became way too personal (wait, bitchfights are ALWAYS personal to begin with).
Lady Y couldn’t not take it anymore therefore she decided to conclude the war with diplomacy by sending an official warkah to her opponent, Lady X. Lady X was unimpressed with the less than friendly gesture because she sees it as a hypocritical message which she totally loathes. You know it sorta sounds like the typical “I am sorry for the discomfort caused but I am not sorry for the verbal diarrhea I made” apology. Lady X got so infuriated she launched a massive attack on Lady Y for her half assed diplomatic gesture (from this point, we all know the rest is history). So who won the Battle of Chibai?
I believe the battle ended up in stalemate because the implications of the war began to affect the reputations of their sugar daddies, Emperor Ciao Ciao and Sultan Lau Bei Huet. Eventually both Lady X and Lady Y decided to put their verbal ammo aside (temporarily) without signing any official truce so it also means they are technically still at war.
Although the outcome of the battle ended up in a stalemate, the historic Battle of Chibai will always be remembered as the greatest internet war of all time. Battle of Chibai also helped to shape how modern bitchfights should be performed since it has the combination of elements such as jealously, lust, drama, suspense, tactics that makes an epic battle.
ps:- This story is hugely inspired by Boredomism.
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August 18, 2008
I was disappointed that Lee Chong Wei lost. Despite the loss, I am still proud of him because he made it this far to reach the final where no other Malaysian shuttlers in the singles event were able achieve such feat in the past. Remember, in the last two Olympics, we all apa haprak also tarak, we return empty handed. The 12 year draught was hard to swallow.
While some other malaysians are cursing him (I can hear my neighbour shouting TIU NIA SENG KNNCCB LCW upstairs) for the tame defeat against Lin Dan (ironically, it sounded literally like zero in mandarin), he already surpassed the bronze medal record previously held by Rashid Sidek.
This is probably not related to the Olympics but if you are old enough to remember, Rashid Sidek got slaughtered by Hariyanto Arbi in the 1994 Thomas Cup Final Jakarta under the same circumstances. Our other shuttlers were also virtually obliterated on that night too. No thanks to the tremendous pressure placed on their shoulder to defend the prestigious cup and not forgetting the unpleasant Indonesian crowd. I guess our players are not mentally strong enough to withstand the negativity.
Whether Chong Wei’s a loser between the two finalists or not, we have to remember it is a once in every 4 years event hence getting a silver medal is still a bonus. Technically, it makes him better than Rashid Sidek’s record in the Olympics, notwithstanding Chong Wei’s heavy loss against the mighy Chinese. His initial target was to reach the final and he succeeded. As a consolation, maybe he can use the 300k to get married with Wong Mew Choo already lah wahhahahha.
You know which fellas who deserve the boos and curses? There…… our particular shuttlers who were too busy shopping for LV bags. went AWOL during training, and experimenting with different hairstyles and sun glasses to intimidate their opponents instead of smashes in the midst of important tournaments. Go figure.
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August 17, 2008
Every opportunity is an opportunity even if it’s merely small business opportunity. Every big business began from a small entity so it is not wise to overlook small opportunities because it always has the potential to grow into something really huge. It is difficult to find business opportunities due to the upcoming economic recession so even small business opportunity will do if that is what you need to do to protect your corporation.
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August 15, 2008
I think I was too bored hence I end up watching shows like The Firm. Well the reason I watch it is because I saw a familiar face in that show anyway. I absolutely cannot stand one guy in that show. He is obviously the weakest link in a particular given task so I guess it would be sensible not to place him as the frontline of their team. I mean if they are going all out in winning that task, of course they should deploy the best lineup they had.
Have you ever see some one deploys some inexperienced guy to negotiate mult million/billion deal? I believe the answer is a resounding no. That guy did not take too kindly about the withdrawal and all he does is bitch bitch bitch and bitch from the beginning to the end of the show saying saying how unfair it is for them to place him in the sidelines. He also claims that because of this incident, he no longer has the mood to work together as a team. Sometimes I really wonder if this guy is really a guy per se because the way he bitch around is much more downright horrible more than women themselves.
Apart from this setback, it is fun to see catfights ala Malaysian style because all this while we are used to the American version of bitchfight in The Apprentice. But too bad none of the arguments reflects their maturity anyway. There was one contestants who were attacked verbally for not doing her job properly. Instead of defending herself convincingly, she threw a huge tantrum and said “WHY YAWL ARE ATTACKING ME???!!!?!? Boo hoo hoo hoo”. It sounded more like an argument between delinquents to me. . But let’s see how will the show progress in the coming weeks and I hope the familiar face will stay as long as possible.
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