October 25, 2008 My tv desk is really old. It will be very tempting to buy a new one to replace the old desk. I am delighted that I am able to find tv furniture from this website. Although there are a lot of skeptics in buying things alone but this company seem to offer a variety of furniture for us to choose from. If you are looking to purchase nice tv furniture, this place can be really good for such purpose.
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October 25, 2008 These are some of the funny comments of the day I read from a ‘doctored’ manifesto courtesy of a Malaysiakini report and I can’t help but to laughed my ass off.
“I will defend the supremacy of the Malays until the last drop of my blood if I win the mandate of the delegates to become the next Umno president at election to be held in March 2009,”
Then I suggest every one should drain his blood starting from today and remember to provide him a bath tub because he likes bathing his keris in it.
“I have been attacked by my enemies who claimed that I carry out Hindu rituals. All of you can refer to S Samy Vellu who will vouch that I have never gone with him to any Hindu ceremony. I swear in the name of God that I am a faithful Muslim.”
Samy Vellu is the last person he should ask to vouch for his faith when the former gave green light to demolish his own temples.
“We realise that BN was scarred during the March general election. I will do all I can to return Umno and the Barisan Nasional to its former glory. I will also not hesitate to use all means to destroy elements that can threaten the stability and peace of the country.”
It means ISA will be used more often to crush dissidents and soon kem kamunting/prisons will be overcrowded with bloggers.
“I strongly deny allegations that I am involved in the Eurocopter scandal. The contract went through due process and procedures. The defence ministry accepted the decision and agreement from the ministry of finance was obtained in the selection of the Eurocopter tender.”.
He hold the portfolio and signed the agreement letters, he can say whatever he wants. In cantonese it’s called “mat yeh tou pei lei kong sai”.
“I will also ensure that my family won’t become involved in business or interfere in the administration of the country. I will carry out my responsibilities without any influence from other countries,”
Unless he denounce his family. Yeah he will carry out his responsibilities without any influence from other countries but he didn’t say anything about Mahathirism.
“I have also been linked with the murder case of Altantuya. I once again swear in the name of God that I never knew her.
He claims he did not know Saiful either.
Hmmmm need me to say more?
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October 25, 2008 There is already a lot of problem with my water pipe lately. Perhaps it is time to change a new faucet. It looks really good because it does not look like it is fragile. But it is always good to have a sturdy and reliable faucet so that I do not have to spend unnecessary cash on it. This is the point of buying a good faucet, right? Let me have a real good look at the faucet.
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October 24, 2008 Oh, so a little girl is more dangerous than criminals now.
The six-year-old niece of detained Hindraf leader P Uthayakumar was with 11 people arrested when they attempted to submit a letter at Prime Minister Department’s office in Putrajaya today.
What is so dangerous about her that she has to go to jail? Can a little girl become a threat to public order? Man, I really do not know if I should cry or laugh reading silly news of the cops detaining a little girl.
When you have the snatch thieves, robbers and burglars who are treating this nation like their own back yard, you begin to wonder the what’s the logic in detaining an obviously unarmed and some one who is physically weaker than the adults who could pose a threat towards the PM.
Did the cops arrested her because they suspect the little girl could pull serious pranks like Macaulay Culkin (of the Home Alone fame) against the PM? And I didn’t know the PM is allergic to teddy bears and deepavali cards either. Sorry Pak Lah, no muruku and tosay for you this year. PM for all? My ass lah.
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October 24, 2008 Melaka memang maju. Matlamat Si Ali Ketam adalah untuk melihat Melaka menjadi negeri maju dalam masa 2 tahun lagi, iaitu 2010. Memang kurang asam jika dibandingkan dengan matlamat Tun mahathir. Tapi siapa peduli? Memang lah, kalau sudah berhutang RM 1 beliyon dengan kerajaan pusat, baik melaka jadi maju dalam masa dua tahun.
Janji Melaka akan menjadi negeri yang maha makmur pada tahun 2010. Orang kat KL tak yakin wilayah persekutuan tersebut mampu mencapai status majunya dalam masa 10 setahun namun demikian Ali Ketam begitu yakin matlamat itu dapat dicapai oleh Melaka dalam masa 2 tahun.
Maju dengan apa? Saya rasa Melaka ini memang maju dengan sistem pengairannya. Lama kelamaan Melaka memang mampu bersaing dengan bandar impian Atlantis yang telah tenggelam ke dalam air laut sejak beribu tahun yang lalu.
Mungkin itu lah maksud “negeri yang maju” yang dibawa oleh retorik Ali Ketam kerana otak udang saya ini memang tidak dapat memikir apa benda yang maju sangat kat negeri melaka kecuali sistem pengairan kami yang terhebat di dunia ini yang mampu menenggelam Kota Melaka dalam sekelip mata.
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October 23, 2008 Time has proven again that activists or outspoken people are far more dangerous than hardcore criminals as demonstrated from the actions of our very handsome botak home minister who certainly felt at home in his cosy office.
Civil groups today continued to blast the Barisan Nasional government for its continued use of the oppressive Internal Security Act to ‘terrorise concerned citizens’.
Last week, Suaram activist Cheng Lee Whee was arrested under section 28 of the ISA, which does not allow for detention without trial. The 26-year old was released late Saturday eveining and ordered to appear in court on Nov 1.
Some people may find the oppositions are exaggerating the current crime situation in the capital but you can see for yourself lah how a SUARAM activist was arrested under ISA for making a police report?
How an activist could be a threat to public order is beyond me. At least she is not armed with C4 explosives or bazooka while making the report. So why an activist like her should be handcuffed?
Is she so dangerous like George Bush or suicide bombers? What about those people who run their businesses illegally? Why are they not handcuffed but merely let off with a ’stern’ warning?
The arrest is untimely because it made the cops look really bad after they evicted their post away from Chow Kit because the ‘criminal presence’ in the area is a threat to their officers. Indirectly saying they are only capable of arresting normal citizens lah.
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October 23, 2008 Well Barang Naik decided to fight fire with fire. Honestly I think the fire among HINDRAF has died out a little but Barang Naik has ignited the fire again by banning it altogether because they gatecrashed our lovely Pak Lah’s festive orgy. Syabas dudes, some brilliant tacticians you got there.
The mantra is ban ban ban ban, lock, lock, lock, lock. This unique strategy was never found in Sun Tzu’s Art of War. In Sun Tzu’s book, it says never cornered a wounded animal as you’ll never know what it’ll do and guess what? Barang Naik did just that. Now that the hatred against Barang Naik is at its peak, they decided to do something suicidal by locking up a woman activist under ISA.
Geez did I tell you that gender equality has really improved in Malaysia since they arrest more women under ISA now? Well anyway, I would still like to congratulate to Barang Naik for turning every potential indian voters against your regime in the next General Election. Jasamu akan sentiasa dikenang. Syabas!
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October 21, 2008 How do I describe Malaysian Politicians in general?
Two words lah.
Kemaluan Antarabangsa.
Don’t laugh hor?
I guess I am infected with Semi Value’s impeccable Bahasa Melayu.
Why do I say he’s impeccable?
You gotta give him credit for able to entertain the masses with his half baked national language.
But it is true that our politicians deserve to be the league of Kemaluan Antarabangsa because while other countries are squeezing their heads to overcoming important issues like economic recession and bla bla bla, we are more interested in conferring Datukship to Shah Rukh Khan.
The half baked debate in the parliament is even more hilarious when asked whether the government has Plan B for the upcoming economic shit hole.
The classic reply was “Kenapa perlu ada alternatif sedangkan ekonomi negara kita tidak tergugat?”.
Fuh, he’s damn confident as if he’s able to see the future that our country will not be affected at all, so we don’t need any backup plan.
Well the person who asked this question mentioned NEXT YEAR but the BN fellas answers we are not affected for THIS YEAR
Therefore I really hope our project will berjalan dengan lebih licin (taking cue from Semi Value again) lah.
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October 20, 2008 While Tee Keat’s victory was rather expected, the ‘underdog’ for the No 2 post, Dr Chua Soi Lek emerged as the surprise winner in the poll following a close fight where he won with a wafer-thin 114-vote majority, defeating three other candidates, including current secretary-general Ong Ka Chuan.
And he’ll be the first health cum (pun intended) pornstar minister in the MaChAi history to make a grand come back. Honestly, there haven’t been any pornstar bolder than him to ever make such cum back.
Even if there are some politicians who are screwing their personal friends we wouldn’t know of, you can’t deny he is the first in the MaChAi history to do so. Although he made a blunder telling people to be faithful their spouse and practice safer sex while doing the exact opposite, he is really impressive in planning a grand cum back to oust the annoying Ka Chuak (cockcroach in hokkien) with his giant urmmmm cock ridsect.
TK is flaunting his customary fingering sign.
But do we really have a choice here? I guess choosing the lesser between two evils in this scenario is easier compared to choosing between McCain and Bush? Congrats to Mr Chua for being the number 2 although I am more interested to see how Mr Ong Tee Keat is going to trade french kisses with Kerismuddin in the future. May you be the role model to many young generations to cum.
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